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海滩游侠
好了 孩子们 来吧 All right, boys. Here we go.
轻柔点 Nice and easy.
伙计 米奇 如果你不在这里 Man, Mitch, if you weren't here...
我一直都在 I'm always here.
别担心 你朋友会没事的 Don't worry, your friend's gonna be all right.
你是蝙蝠侠吗 Are you Batman?
没错 伙计 只是更大 更黑 Sure, pal. Just bigger and browner.
好了 伙计们 把他弄上车 慢走不送 米奇 All right, boys, get him in. Have a good run, Mitch.
好吧 斯蒂芬 All right, Steph.
米奇 厄洛斯 Yeah, Mitch. Yo, Eros.
外面怎么样 How's it looking out there?
今天浪太小 蛋花浪 Lippers are feebs today. Just eggy.
Waves are shitty today. Waves are shitty today.
比蛋花大 兄弟 Eggy beyond. Nuggin' higher outside than a full-on gazebo.
在这看着像蛋花 实际可比凉亭高 Yup. It's windy!
形容得好 兄弟 得了 Good call, brah. Come on.
好了 兄弟 只是兄弟 All right, brah-brah! It's just brah.
Later! Later!
拜托 皮特 嗨 米奇 Come on, Pete. Hey, Mitch!
我告诉过你 你不必每天都这么做的 I told you, you don't have to do this every day.
我愿意 你救了我妹妹的命 I want to. You saved my sister's life.
你以为我会忘记吗 You think I'm gonna forget that?
好吧 明天让我的胸肌变大点 All right. Well, listen, tomorrow make my pecs a little bigger.
别遮住我的前凸点 And don't cover up my front bump.
没问题 大老二 You got it. Huge dick.
大老二 Big dick.
哟 艾勒比 嘿 米奇 Yo, Ellerbee. Hey, Mitch.
嘿 拜托 伙计 你为什么不放过我的孩子们 Hey, come on, man, why don't you leave my boys alone,
离开风火轮 过来和我一起跑步吧 and get off this big wheel and come join me for a run?
你在暗示什么 What are you saying, that I need to work out?
我是不是看起来更小只 That I'm, what, looking smaller?
不 你很大块 No! You're looking big.
我不知道你是怎么塞进制服的 伙计 I don't know how you fit in that uniform, man.
是吗 是啊 Yeah? Hey, hey!
如果我有个妹妹 一定把你介绍给她 If I had a sister, I'd introduce you to her, man.
你很不错 You all right, all right.
等等 那是讽刺吗 Wait, was that sarcastic?
就像叫高个子男人“矮子” Like calling a tall guy "Shorty"?
妈的 他总是那样对我 Damn it, he always does that to me.
我听说他发明了谷歌 并全部捐给了慈善机构 I heard he invented Google and gave it all to charity.
我听说他发明了治疗普通感冒的方法 Man, I heard he invented the cure for the common cold.
他不是超人 他只是救生员 He ain't Superman, he's a damn county lifeguard.
成年男子 穿着紧身衣上班 Grown man wears spandex to work.
超人也是 So does Superman.
嘿 去你的 离开我的海滩 Hey, fuck you! Get off my beach!
我甚至不用伸手防御 来吧 I don't even have to stretch to guard you. Let's go.
什么招数都没用 Nothing, nothing, nothing.
我的海滩可不行 阿里乌人 Not on my beach, Arian!
怎么了 维恩 怎么了 米奇 What up, Vern? What's up, Mitch?
他救了我祖母的命 我跟你说过吗 He saved my nana's life. I ever tell you about that?
每次他慢跑的时候有说 Every time he jogs by.
或者字面上 每一次都有 Literally, every single time.
嗨 米奇 Hi, Mitch.
夫拉卡 天啊 Flakka. Jesus.
嘿 怎么了 伙计 Hey, what's up, buddy?
米奇 我能看看吗 Hey, Mitch. Hey, can I see that?
你从哪弄来的 就在那儿 Where'd you get this? Right there.
就在那里 就一个吗 Right there? Is this the only one?
好的 All right.
你们可以去那边，也可以去他妈的那边， You could go over there, you could go the fuck over there,
他妈的给我滚出去！ get the fuck out of here!
“私人”你不懂吗？ What part of "private" do you not understand?
嘿，嘿。怎么了，孩子们？ Hey, hey. What's up, boys?
海滩是属于每个人的。 没有东西属于每个人。 Beach belongs to everybody. Nothing belongs to everybody.
这样不好。 That's not nice.
那边的海浪不错，去玩吧。 There are killer waves, boys. Go shred. It's on.
回见，米奇。 好的，哥们。 Later, Mitch. All right, brah.
别这样，像条大狗。 You don't want to do that, big dog.
我是动物爱好者，但我会把你击倒。 I'm an animal lover, but I will put you down.
弗兰基！我的上帝，我很抱歉。 Frankie! My God, I am so sorry.
弗兰基，停下。 Frankie, stop.
你不知道他是个朋友吗？ Don't you know he's a friend?
这种见面的方式太不幸了 What a terrible, terrible way to meet.
你是巴肯农队长，对吗？ 是的，我是. You're Lieutenant Buchannon, right? I am.
维多利亚 利兹，亨特利俱乐部新主人。 Victoria Leeds, the new owner of the Huntley Club.
当然.我知道你是谁。 Of course. I know exactly who you are.
好吧，欢迎来到翡翠湾。 非常感谢。 Well, welcome to Emerald Bay. Thank you so much.
我听说你在这里很有名气 I heard you were a head-turner. What an understatement that is.
我听说你是很迷人 And I heard you were a charmer. Guess that's an understatement, too.
我为弗兰基道歉。 I apologize for Frankie.
我知道这个海滩是公共的，说实话，我也希望俱乐部也如此。 I know this beach is public and, honestly, I wish the club was, too.
但是我这里随时欢迎你。 非常感谢. But you, you're welcome anytime. Thank you very much.
那么回见？ 嗯，再见。 I'll see you around? Yes, you will.
好吧 我知道你必须测试图像稳定 Okay, I get that you have to test for image stabilization,
但为什么要来海边 but why'd we have to come to the beach?
你知道我讨厌海滩 You know I hate the beach.
而且 我还得回去亨特利工作 Besides, I got to get back to work at the Huntley.
抱歉 伙计 但海滩很重要好吗 Well, I'm sorry, man, but the beach is important, okay? It's...
你知道的 风和... It's, you know, the wind and the...
只是 Just...
噢 我懂了 I get it.
我现在懂了 谁啊 CJ？ I get it now, okay. I get it. Who... What, C.J.?
不 我根本不知道她今天海滩当班 No, I didn't even know she was working on the beach today.
“我不知道CJ当班” "I didn't know C.J. was working."
闭嘴 戴夫 嘿 罗尼 Shut up, Dave. Hey, Ronnie.
是罗尼吧？ It's Ronnie, right?
搞什么 他是罗尼 What the fuck? Yeah, it's Ronnie.
我是戴夫 嗨 戴夫 I'm Dave. Hi, Dave.
幸会 CJ 你好吗 Nice to meet you. C.J. How you doing?
我很好 I'm doing all right.
你今天参加选拔赛？ You're trying out today, right?
黑板上有你名字 所以我... I saw your name on the board. That's how I...
说点什么 Say... Say something.
感觉你运气来了 Kinda feel like this is your year.
别说了 Stop that.
好吧 Okay.
好吧 选拔赛上见 Well, I'll see you at tryouts.
好吧 CJ All right, C.J.
她看着真是太棒了 That was amazing to watch.
她走到你面前 漂亮又热情 She came up to you, she was very nice and warm.
你处理得很顺利 And you handled it really smoothly.
真的？ 不 太尴尬了 Really? Fuck, no. That was awkward.
太可怕了 妈的 It was horrible. Fuck!
你中风了吗 感觉像中风了 Did you have a stroke? It felt like you had a stroke.
嘿 我是马特.布洛迪 Hey, I'm Matt Brody.
懒得鸟你 And not a single fuck was given.
嗨 罗尼 嗨 斯蒂芬 Hey, Ronnie. Hey, Steph.
欢迎回来 谢谢 Welcome back. Thanks.
第三次了 对吗？ 是啊 我… Third time's a charm, right? Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm...
嘿 Hey.
我比以往任何时候都更有动力 I'm more motivated than ever.
你填一下这张表然后脱掉你的衣服 So you just need to fill out this form and take off your shirt.
脱衣服？不，我不脱 My shirt. No, I don't...
没人想看的 No one wants to see that.
把它脱下来。 Take it off.
好吧，没问题。我脱…. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course.
哇，好漂亮的乳晕，兄弟。 该死! Wow. Nice nipple-fros, bro. Damn!
嘿，谁有除草机吗？ Hey, does anyone have a weed whacker?
这里有个滑稽演员，你叫什么名字，有趣的家伙？ We got a comedian on the line. What's your name, funny guy?
我是Zane。 你是Zane。 I'm Zane. You're Zane.
Zane，出来一下 Why don't you step out of my line, Zane?
好的，没问题 Okay. Okay.
你需要明白一点，Zane。 我们是一家人。 You need to understand one thing, Zane. We're a family here.
我们是一个团队。我们互相支持。 A team. And we support each other.
你出局了。 不是吧？我..我是Zane。 You're out. Come on, I'm... I'm Zane.
滚出我的海滩。 好的，好的。 Get the fuck off my beach. Okay. Okay.
你打算让我猜猜你的名字吗 So you're going to make me guess your name?
你跟踪我吗 Are you following me?
其实我也想问你同样的问题 I was actually just going to ask you the same thing.
好吧 你很性感 Okay. Look, you're hot.
我可能会抗拒一段时间 但我们都知道最终我会屈服 I may resist for a while, but we both know eventually I'll give in.
那我们何不干脆跳过尴尬阶段 So why don't we just skip that.
不如直接生孩子 Why don't you put a baby in me?
现在 老实说 Now. You know, honestly...
我想先吃晚饭 I was thinking dinner first.
但如果你愿意 我们可以尝试生小孩的事情 But we could try the baby thing, if you want.
你有努力 但太难 You are trying. Way too hard.
努力才是最精彩的部分 Trying's the best part.
小夏 嗨 Summer. Hi.
希望能在这里看到你 I was hoping we'd see you here.
我昨晚睡不着 我太兴奋了 I couldn't sleep last night. I am so excited.
祝你今天顺意 小夏 Hey, it's your day today, Summer.
谢谢 不客气 Thank you. You're welcome.
嘿 新面孔 你是来预选赛的？ Hey, fresh face. You here for the qualifiers?
不 我不是来获取资格的 No, no, I'm not trying out.
事实上 我已经在队里了 I'm actually already on the team.
你已经在这个队里了？ You're already on this team?
我是马特.布洛迪 准备当班 I'm Matt Brody. Ready for duty.
准备当班？好的 "Ready for duty"? Okay.
你有文件之类的吗 You got any papers or anything like that?
我有 给你 I do. There you go.
噢 这是许可单 写着 亲爱的米奇 It's a permission slip. Literally. "Dear Mitch,
我很高兴向你推荐马特.布洛迪先生 "I am pleased to write you on behalf of Mr. Matt Brody."
没有免费通行证的 Right. Well, no free passes. Yeah.
因为我一点都不在乎推荐信 At all. Yeah, 'cause I don't give a shit.
那些是我的合法税单证明 I legit needed those for my taxes.
你得明白 如果你要在这支队伍里 What you need is to understand that if you're going to be on this team,
必须证明自己 真的？ you got to earn it. Really?
对 我们能不能 Yeah. So, why don't we start this whole thing over,
能不能绅士一点？ just like gentlemen?
你从哪里来的 Where you from, One Direction?
嗯 爱荷华州 Iowa?
爱荷华州 你听说过吗 Iowa? You heard of it?
对 我知道 Yeah, I know what it is.
嘿 斯蒂芬 Hey, Steph. Hey.
这新面孔来自爱荷华州 New Kids on the Block here is from Iowa.
伙计 Man.
他说他已经在队里了 And he says he's already on the team.
对 不必参加选拔 Yeah. Doesn't have to try out.
真的？ 是的 当然 Really? Yeah, absolutely.
让我问你 爱荷华州有很多海滩？ Let me ask you this... A lot of oceans in Iowa?
没有 只有池塘和湖泊 还有自大的帅哥 No, just ponds and lakes and cocky pretty boys, apparently.
自大的帅哥 Cocky pretty boys.
嘿 米奇 后来怎么样了 Hey, Mitch, what happened to that
就是我们最后的帅哥新兵 last pretty boy recruit we had?
他死了 安息 He died. R.I.P.
你们现在是认真的吗 Are you guys being serious right now?
我真的不知道 I honestly can't tell.
你出现在这里 穿着泳衣 You show up here, matching bathing suits.
这算什么 救生衣戏弄？ What is this, "lifeguard hazing"?
我是马特.布洛迪 I'm Matt Brody.
我保持200米的世界纪录 I hold the world record in the 200 meter.
两枚金牌 Two gold medals.
嘿 马特.布洛迪 马特.布洛迪 Hey! Matt Brody. Matt Brody.
是的 Yes, yes.
绝对的 但我们仍然 Absolutely. And we still
懒得鸟你 don't give a fuck. Don't give a fuck.
不行 新手免入 No, fresh out. Fresh out of fucks. Yeah.
好吧 外面暗流会把你的“小曼吉纳”撕成两片 Okay, that ocean out there has riptides that'll tear your little mangina in two.
我的“曼吉纳”？ My mangina?
所以 你们是认真的 So you are being serious.
认真到死 好吗 Dead serious, right now, NSYNC, all right?
这不是爱荷华州的小池塘 This ain't no little fucking pond out of Iowa.
出于尊重 So with all due respect,
你想加入队伍 我们的队伍 you want to be here on this team, on our team,
你得证明自己 you're gonna have to earn it.
我明白了 Look, I get it.
你很高大 野人 You're big, Sasquatch.
但我很快 But I'm fast.
真正他妈的快 Really fucking fast.
所以 大人物认为我属于这里 Which is why somebody important thinks I belong here.
当你们两个搞清楚我是谁的时候 So when you two figure out who the fuck I am,
请到海滩上找我 you can find me on the beach.
回见 See you.
真的么 Did that really just happen?
的确如此 他扇了我一巴掌 It did. He slapped me.
虽然他的巴掌柔软又柔顺 Yeah. His hands were soft and supple though,
像个女人 无意冒犯 没关系 like a woman. No offense. None taken.
伙计 我得告诉你 You know what, man? I gotta tell you,
今年我感觉很好 I'm feeling really good about this year.
你知道我在说什么吗 You know what I'm saying?
祝你好运 伙计 祝你好运 Good luck out there, man. Good luck.
谢谢 Thanks.
如果你需要额外的动力 And if you need some extra motivation...
就在那里 嘿 Looking at it right there. Hey...
你没事吧 救命 CJ You okay? Help! C.J., help!
我朋友噎住了 救命 My friend is choking! Help!
不 不要CJ 不 No, not C.J. Not C.J. No, no!
你没事吧 你要窒息了 Are you okay? You're choking.
天啊 Oh, God.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
罗尼 你会没事的 Ronnie. You're gonna be just fine.
罗尼 干嘛 What?
啊 谢谢 Thank you!
罗尼 你没事吧 没事 Ronnie, are you okay? Yeah.
真的没事？ Are you sure?
是的 不 别碰我 Yeah, yeah. No, don't touch, don't touch.
好吧 Okay.
我很好 你干得不错 I'm so good. You did good, good, good work.
干得好 谢谢 你可以走了 Good job. Thank you, you can go now.
好的 喝点水 Okay, drink some water...
非常感谢 我想 Thank you so much. Okay. ...I guess.
戴夫 干嘛 Dave? Yeah.
看起来怎么样 什么怎么样 How does it look? How does what look?
下面 Down there.
一点都不好看，看起来怎么了？ Does not look good at all. Yeah, what does it look like?
看起来你的老二被夹在木板间了 Looks like your dick is trapped between two slats of wood.
我只是 妈的 我够不着 Okay, I just... Fuck, I can't reach it.
你下去 然后把它弹出来 I just need you to get down there and just pop it out.
不 我不能这么做 No, I can't do that at all.
拜托 我需要你抓住老二 Come on, I just need you... You grab that dick
把它推出来 不 and you push it out. No, no.
好吧 嗨 Okay. Hi.
我会帮你的 I'm going to help you.
我们得软趴趴一下 好吗 We're going to deflate the situation together. Okay?
好的 集中注意力 Okay. Focus.
想一想令你软趴趴的事情 Think about things that turn you off.
比如你奶奶的内裤 Maybe like... Like your grandma's underwear?
没用 没用？好吧 冷静 Not working. No? Okay, cool.
也许 鸵鸟 Maybe, like... Ostriches.
伙计们 还是卡住了 米奇 你来 Guys, still stuck. Mitch, hey, need you.
不 不要米奇 别把叫米奇过来 No, no, not Mitch. Don't bring Mitch over.
嘿 米奇来了 Hey. Hey, Mitch is here.
罗尼 你在为预选赛打气？ Ronnie, you pumped about the qualifiers, buddy?
你知道的 伙计 我只是 我真的 You know it, man. I'm just... I'm really...
真的很兴奋 不用再搞我的机器人专业 Really excited to quit my double major in robotics
和计算机专业了， 真正地活出自我 and computer science and really, really do something with my life.
你不需要往下看 You don't need to look down there.
不要碰我 Do not touch me right now.
完全不碰你 好的 Not even touching you. Okay.
哇噢 好吧 Okay.
看来你的牛肉和小饼干 Looks like you got your beef and your biscuits
都卡住了 stuck down there.
会没事的 我也经历过 It's gonna be okay. I've been through it, too.
没什么大不了的 真的？ Not a big deal. Really?
当然 我被一个女人困了好几个小时 Yeah, absolutely. I was stuck in a woman for hours once.
不能出去 Couldn't get out.
完全一样吗 都一回事 Totally the same, yeah? It's the same thing.
一样是卡住了 Stuck junk is stuck junk.
一样是卡住了 好吧 Stuck junk is stuck junk. Okay.
伙计 我们得把你的约翰逊冷冻一下 All right, buddy, we're gonna have to flash-freeze your johnson.
不 没关系 我行的 No, no, it's okay, it's okay, I got it.
听着 没事的 Look, it's okay.
天啊 不 还是卡住了 Oh, my God. Nope. Still stuck.
其实你不妨考虑一下 这是件好事 I mean, if you think about it, it's a good thing, right?
祝贺你 Congratulations.
你感觉怎么样 小伙子 Hey, how you feeling, sport?
好点了 但我们能不能 Better, but could we get
改善一下围观的人群 some sort of perimeter going for the crowd?
不 没人看 就我们俩 Nah. Nobody's looking. Just us.
天啊 你在撒谎 很多人 God, you're lying. That's a lot of people.
米奇 不能继续肿胀了 Mitch, I can't get the swelling to go down.
好吧 All right.
我们得拔出来 We're going to have to pull it out.
拔出来？ 是的 Pull it? Yeah.
就像拔牙一样 什么 Just like pulling a tooth. What?
别碰我的老二 Don't you touch my dick!
我没事 I'm okay.
罗尼 你没事吧 Ronnie, are you okay?
是的 我很好 Yeah, no, I'm good.
我为你骄傲 罗尼 I'm proud of you, Ronnie.
去你的 戴夫 你是我最差劲的朋友 Fuck you, Dave. You're my worst friend.
队长 我要和你谈谈 Captain, I need to talk to you about this...
米奇 你来的正好 Yeah, Mitch. Look, you're just in time.
我想让你看点东西 I want you to watch something.
看看这个 Check this out.
马特.布洛迪 美国游泳运动员 性标志和肾上腺素成瘾者 Matt Brody, U.S. swimmer, sex symbol and adrenaline junkie.
我如何定义自己 How do I define myself?
八成抖抖病 三成毒品 80% trill and 30% dope.
人们认为我疯了 我失控了 People think I'm crazy, that I'm out of control.
不然我怎么获得这些金牌的 How do you think I got all this gold?
疯狂和失控 "Crazy and out of control"
可能对于他的个人赛行得通 may have worked for his individual events,
但接力赛时 布洛迪搞砸了队伍 but when it came to the relay, Brody blew it for the team.
美国接力队领先，布洛迪是最后一棒 USA is in the lead for the team relay and Brody's in the water to anchor.
噢 天啊 Oh, my God!
看来他刚吐在水池里了 Looks like he just vomited in the pool.
在里约热内卢狂欢一夜带来了一连串的厄运 After a night of partying in Rio led to a streak of bad luck in the pool,
布洛迪被称为“呕吐彗星” Brody was dubbed the "Vomit Comet."
丢掉了奖牌 你对队友有什么想说的 How do you feel about losing a medal for your teammates?
队里没有“大我” There's no "I" in "team."
但是有一个“小我” But there is a "me."
你有诵读困难吗 Are you dyslexic?
我是白种人 I'm Caucasian.
这人对我们来说是一个好的公关机会？ This is the guy you think is a good PR opportunity for us?
不是吗 Right?
他鲁莽 他不顺从 得了 He's reckless, he's insubordinate. Come on.
所以我们才请得起他 Which is why we can afford him.
来吧 米奇 Come on, Mitch.
那家伙在这里 因为他认罪了 The guy's only here because he took a plea deal.
认罪协议？ A plea deal?
认什么罪 For what?
细节不重要 The specifics aren't important.
重要的是 我们是他的社区服务 What's important is that we are his community service.
拜托 他是个害群之马 Come on. He's a train wreck.
两枚金牌 With two gold medals.
你有多少枚金牌 How many gold medals do you have?
可能是零 Probably zero. Okay?
布洛迪是一个瑞典模特脸的美国英雄 Brody is an American hero with the face of a Swedish model.
你别乱搞了 You're losing me.
他是全世界最好的游泳运动员之一 He's one of the best swimmers in the whole world.
这份工作不仅仅是游泳 There's more to this job than just swimming.
你知道的 对 还有政治 You know that. Yeah, there's also politics.
听着米奇 我们实话实说 Now, look, Mitch, let's be honest.
我们正面临深渊 We're staring into the abyss here.
市议会又削减了我们的资金 City council's already cut our funding again.
议会的需要 海湾的需要 What the council wants and what the bay needs
是两种不同的东西 are two different things.
今天早上我发现了更多的夫拉卡（兴奋剂） I found more flakka this morning.
很明显 我们在海湾有新的经销商 Clearly, we have new dealers in the bay.
这玩意就像冰毒上的浴盐 And this shit is like bath salts on meth.
夫拉卡？ Flakka?
干得好 米奇 Good work, Mitch.
我会交给警察 I'll turn this over to the police.
你的新朋友，他还没准备好惹这种麻烦 Hey, look. This new guy of yours? He's not ready for this kind of trouble.
他不需要 你也不需要 He doesn't need to be, and neither do you. Okay?
这不是你的工作 It's not your job.
现在是一年中最忙的时候 It's the busiest time of the year.
我需要你闪耀出场 I need you out there shining for me.
好吧 交给我 很好 All right, I'll do it. Yes!
但他得先通过预选赛 But he's got to pass qualifiers first.
没问题 应该挺容易 You got it. Which should be easy
考虑到他是“世界上最好的游泳选手之一” considering he's the "best swimmer in the world."
对吗 Right?
下午好 议员 Good afternoon, Councilman.
下午好 进展如何 Good afternoon. So, how is our progress?
大部分议员 已经签署了你的条款 Most of the council has signed off on your terms.
很好 Good.
剩下的也差不多了 And the rest are almost there.
差不多？ "Almost"?
啊 议员 Councilman,
你好像是那种懂得抓住机会的人 you seem like the kind of man who knows how to seize an opportunity.
我也是 Me, too.
我家 我弟弟被赋予家族企业经营权 Back home, my younger brother was given the family business to run
虽然我更有商业基因 when clearly I had the business gene.
为什么 因为我是个女人 Why? Because I'm a woman.
所以我来美国 So I came to America,
机会之地 因为这里一切公平 the Land of Opportunity, because everything is fair here.
但口说无凭 But who's to say anymore?
我有点小意思 议员 I have a point to prove, Councilman.
机会是你的 And I'm here to create an opportunity for you.
我肯定他们会到齐的 I'm sure they'll come around.
我也肯定 I'm sure they will, too.
为什么她总是看起来在慢动作 Why does she always look like she's running in slo-mo?
你也看到了 You see it, too?
她总是看起来很湿 但又不太湿 She always looks wet. But not too wet.
没错 Right.
她是我信仰上帝的原因 She's the reason I believe in God.
嘿 你的老二怎么样了 Hey, how's your dick?
噢 很好 你知道的 It's good, you know...
好多了 只是 It's better, you know...
它只是在预热 It's just ready for action.
好的 好的 Okay. Okay.
好的 Okay.
我刚才把老二卡在椅子上了 I got my dick stuck in a chair earlier.
什么 你干的？ 是的 What? You did? Yeah.
你没听说吗 You haven't heard about this?
我听说了 大家都听说了 Yeah, I heard. Everybody's heard.
好了 欢迎大家 All right. Welcome, everybody.
好了 海滩救护队每年只招聘一个新人 You know, Baywatch proudly accepts only one new recruit every year.
但好消息是 But the good news for you
今年我们有三个名额 is that this year, we've got three open spots.
废话少说 现在我们把话筒交给 Now without further ado, I'd like to turn it over to the man
这个救过500人的强人 who has 500 career saves.
有请米奇.布坎南队长 Give it up for Lieutenant Mitch Buchannon.
好的 谢谢 All right, thank you. Thank you.
海滩救护队是精英中的精英 Baywatch is the elite of the elite.
我们的队伍 承诺不惜一切代价保护海湾 Our team's commitment to protecting the bay at all costs
所以我身后的单身妈妈 is the reason why the single mom behind me
感觉很放心她的两个孩子下水 feels very comfortable letting her two kids run
而无需人陪伴 right into the water unaccompanied.
谢谢 米奇 没错 Thanks, Mitch. That's right.
海滩救护队之所以成功 因为我们遵循规则 And Baywatch works because we follow rules.
我们遵循规则 就不会有人死去 We follow rules because if we don't, people die.
如果你在办公室 You work in an office
工作的时候打瞌睡，没有什么大不了的 and you doze off at your desk one day, no big deal.
如果你在这里偷懒 跟我说 You slack off here... Say it with me...
人们会死 People die.
所以 如果你要参加救护队 So here's the thing, if you've come to Baywatch
骑着小摩托 自以为很酷 on your little motorcycle, thinking you're cool,
打算成为杀手的话 trying to work on your killer tan...
请你另谋海滩 Well, you need to find another beach to go to.
但如果你甘愿牺牲 But if you've come to sacrifice
愿意奉献自我 for something much bigger than yourself,
这海滩便属于你 this is the beach for you.
但你得先通过第一关 CJ But you're gonna have to get through this first. C. J.?
啊 CJ Yeah, C.J.!
伟大的救生员 有很多特性 There are tons of qualities that make a great lifeguard.
今天 我们将采用艰苦的障碍赛 Today, we're gonna test all of them
测试所有特性 我们喜欢称之为 in a grueling obstacle course we like to call
缺席的父亲 "The Absentee Father."
他很强硬 残酷 He's tough. Brutal, even.
他的存在虽然短暂 但会给你留下伤痕 His presence in your life is brief, but it will scar you
并灌输给你坚韧 陪你一生的生日 and instill a toughness in you that will carry you through birthdays,
一生的圣诞节 甚至“带你爸爸上学日” Christmases and even "Bring Your Dad To School Day"
要妈妈要戴上假胡子 when your mom has to put on a fake moustache
以便你和其他孩子一样 just so you can fit in with the other kids.
好的 All right.
谢谢你 CJ Thank you, C. J.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们走吧 让我们自豪 So get out there, kick ass and make us proud.
去吧 海滩救护队 Go, Baywatch.
各就各位 On your mark.
预备 Get set!
海滩救护队 诸位 This is Baywatch, people!
踢腿 上 Kick those legs! Let's go!
快点 上 Come on, let's go! Listen to what she's saying.
继续 继续 Keep it going! Keep it going!
你是鱼 You are guppies!
有一天你会成为鲨鱼 One day you will be sharks!
快点 伙计们 动动腿 Pick it up, folks. Move those legs!
现在谁是你爸爸 Who's your daddy now?
来吧 伙计们 Come on, guys!
来吧 伙计们 我们上 Come on, guys! Let's go!
快点 快点 Hustle, hustle, hustle!
上 你得搞定 加油 Let's go! You got this! Come on!
我们上 我们上 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
翻过去 Up and over!
上啊 快点 你快到了 Let's go, come on! Way to hustle! Come on, you're almost there!
他真是不放弃 Kid's really got no quit in him.
好样的 罗尼 干得好 Attaboy, Ronnie! Great job!
好极了 Great!
该死 Fuck.
你想成为我们的一员 You know, you wanna be on our team,
你得通过预选赛 you're gonna have to pass this course.
我们都一样 米奇 对吗 We all do. Look. Mitch, right?
该叫队长 队长？ Lieutenant to you. "Lieutenant"?
就像军队一样？ Like in the army?
不如我帮你省点时间 Let me save you some time. Okay?
你不用做我的大哥 对我指指点点 You're not gonna be my big brother here and put me on the right path.
这样行不通 It doesn't work like that.
我能有今天完全靠自己 I got where I am today completely by myself.
不如我干我的 So how about you let me do my job,
我会告诉你支票寄送地址 and I'll tell you where to send my checks?
你知道吗 鲨鱼总是游得很慢 You know, sharks always swim slowly.
直到它们发动进攻 Until they need to attack.
谢谢你那神秘的 Thank you for that cryptic
和完全不切主题的信息 and totally irrelevant piece of information.
你是什么 潜水侠？ What are you, Aquaman?
因为我真的搞不懂我们在说什么 'Cause I'm really confused with what we've been talking about.
来吧 金牌仔 Come on, Gold Medal.
你怕我会踢爆你的小美人鱼屁股 You afraid I'm gonna kick your Little Mermaid ass
当着所有这些人？ all over this course in front of all these people?
我的意思是 你得 I mean, now you're gonna have to beat me
在大男孩的预选赛上拿出成绩，公主 on the big boy's course, princess.
好吧，很酷 Well, that was cute.
可能还创记录了 怎么样 Probably in record time. Yeah?
问题是 这不是预选赛 The problem is, that's not the course.
那不是预选赛？ That's not the course?
我们现在 So here's what we're gonna do.
要开始真正的预选赛 如果你能打败我 We're gonna go over to the real course, and if you beat me over there,
你不仅可以入队 not only are you on the team,
我再也不会和你捣乱了 but I won't fuck with you anymore
我会用真名称呼你 and I'll call you by your real name.
真的？ Really?
耶！ Yeah!
扛冰箱？ Refrigerators?
98 99 100 ...98, 99, 100! ...98, 99, 100!
那是胡扯 米奇 That was bullshit, Mitch.
你知道我已经用过力了 You know I was already gassed.
因为你在卖弄 如果想当救生员 Because you were showboating. You want to be a lifeguard,
你得学会节约体力 you gotta learn to conserve your energy.
节约体力？ Conserve my energy?
不 No!
救命 我的孩子 Help! My kids!
一号救生塔! Lifeguard Tower One!
救命 Help!
小心 小心 Look out! Look out!
我们赶紧上 We're on the go!
快点 闪开 Come on, move!
闪开 Yo, move!
小心 闪开 闪开 Watch it! Move, move, move!
注意 Hey, look out!
女士 让开 Lady, get out of the way!
我的孩子 女士 一切安好 My kids! Ma'am, everything's okay.
我是来救你的 我叫马特.布洛迪 I'm here to save you. My name is Matt Brody.
救命 女士 住手 Somebody help! Ma'am, stop it!
如果你再胡闹 我救不了你 I can't save you if you're being a dick!
其他两个在哪里 其他两个？ Where are the other two? "Other two"?
该死 Shit.
救到了 Here you go. Here you go. Okay.
抓住他 Take him.
没事了 You're okay.
加油 Come on.
为我呼吸 来吧 大个子 Breathe for me. Come on, big man.
加油 Come on.
我们把你放在这里 We'll set you down right here.
很好 翻过来 好样的 Good. Let's get you over. Attaboy.
布洛迪 住手 一 二 三 Brody, stop! One, two, three...
布洛迪 住手 为什么 Brody, stop! What? Why?
她的气道堵塞了 Her airway's blocked.
好了 呼吸 CJ 她还好吗 Okay, breathe. C.J., she good?
斯蒂芬 她怎么样 她没事 Steph, how is she? She's all right.
你会好起来的 You're gonna be good.
击拳 Give me some.
带你去见妈妈 Let's get you to your mom.
伙计们 听着 All right, guys. Hey, listen up.
感谢你们参加今年的预选赛 We want to thank you for a great year of qualifiers.
对不能晋升实习生的人 For those of you who don't go on and become trainees,
我们想谢谢你 希望明年再见 we wanna thank you, we expect to see you next year.
祝贺实习生们 To the trainees who made it, congratulations.
天啊 我成功了 Oh, my God. I made it.
我做到了 上帝 I made it! Oh, my God.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
你永远不用谢我 You don't ever have to thank me.
这是你自己的成功 You did this one on your own.
谢谢 不客气 Thank you. You're welcome.
搞什么 那是我的名字 What the fuck? That's my name.
那是我的名字 That's my name!
我靠 Holy shit!
我做到了… I made it onto...
等等 别让我做技术专家 Wait. Do not tell me that I'm the tech guy.
不 No!
我选择你 是因为你有心 No, I chose you because you have heart,
永不放弃 你全心全意为了海滩 no quit and you leave it all out on the beach.
谢了 米奇 祝贺 Thanks, Mitch. Congratulations.
嘿 高中音乐剧仔 Hey, High School Musical.
你在外面太鲁莽了 You were reckless out there.
完全摧毁了你偷来的摩托车 Completely destroyed a motorcycle, which you stole.
我没偷 I didn't steal that.
我征用的 好吗 I commandeered it, okay?
因为它更快 显然有保险 Because it was faster and clearly had insurance.
顺便说一下 And by the way,
我救的那位女士 她似乎并不感谢 the lady that I saved, she didn't seem to mind.
我告诉你 伙计 Let me tell you something, man,
如果你把其他人置于危险之中 the rescues don't mean a thing
那么营救并不意味着什么 if you put other people in danger. Okay?
现在我明白了 你太快了 你无所畏惧 Now, I get it, you're fast, you're fearless.
我不得不让你晋升实习生 And I have to make you a trainee, butterfly,
但你还有很多要学 but you got a lot to learn.
好吧 谢谢你 队长 All right. Thank you, Lieutenant.
好了 听着 All right, listen up!
培训从6点开始 Training begins at 0600.
在风火轮那边 明早见 Hot Wheels, I'll see you back here in the morning.
当然 队长 Sure thing, Lieutenant.
欢迎来到海滩救护队 Welcome to Baywatch.
好的 All right.
嘿 很高兴能赶上你们 Hey, I'm so glad I caught you all.
无意打断 I don't mean to interrupt,
但海滩上每个人都在谈论你们 but everyone on the beach is talking about you guys.
谢谢 Thank you.
布洛迪 这次营救听起来不可思议 Brody, that save sounds incredible.
冲动 但令人难以置信 Impulsive, but incredible.
谢谢 看到吗 Appreciate it. See that?
只是我们的本职工作 We're just doing our jobs.
这是维多利亚.丽兹 亨特利俱乐部的新主人 Hey, guys, this is Victoria Leeds, the new owner of the Huntley Club.
嘿 你好 Hey. How you doing? Hey.
我只是想邀请你们 Well, I just wanted to invite all of you
去亨特利 那边有开放参观日 to the Huntley. We're having an open house.
类似“会见邻居” It's a kind of "meet the neighbors" thing.
听着 我知道俱乐部有点“花哨” Look, I know that the club's kind of "fancy"
也许不是你的菜 and probably not your scene,
但你们拥有一份长期邀请 but you have a standing invitation.
谢谢 我们会记住的 Thank you. We'll keep that in mind.
诸位明天见 明天见 I'll see you there? See you then.
走吧 弗兰克 Let's go, Frankie.
布洛迪 Brody?
嘿 你在做什么 Hey. What are you doing?
没事 我只是 Nothing. I was just...
你知道的 观星 You know, stargazing.
在码头下面？ Under a pier?
是的 那边 Yeah. That way.
听着 你是队里的 Look, you're on the team,
我不想让队员睡在外面 所以 and I don't want anyone on the team sleeping outside, so...
走吧 要跟我走 我们走 Yeah, come on. You're coming with me. Let's go.
布洛迪 我们走 我不想等你 快点 Brody, let's go, I don't want to wait for you. Come on.
再次感谢你 Thank you again, so much.
真不好意思 Really embarrassed.
酷 别担心 Yeah, no, it's totally cool. Don't worry about it.
我的车里忘了什么东西 I forgot something in my car.
敲门就行 Just... Just knock.
你确定斯蒂芬不会介意吗 You sure Stephanie won't mind? It's cool?
她一点也不介意 It's cool. She won't mind at all.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
你们真酷 This is really cool of you guys.
没关系 No problem.
搞什么 What the fuck?
你好 嘿 'Sup. Hey.
这是你的房子？ This is your house, isn't it?
是的 这是我的房子 Yeah, this is... It's my house.
Yeah. Yeah.
我猜你需要地方睡觉 I assume you need a place to crash.
快进来 Yeah. Come on in.
就像CJ 总是捡流浪狗 Just like C.J., always picking up strays.
别再看小米奇了 有点吓人 Quit looking at Little Mitch! It's creepy.
来看看你睡觉的地方 Come and see where you're gonna crash.
那是你的小床 There's your cot.
别撸在我的床单上 Don't jack off on my sheets.
不要 Don't.
我找不到我的寄居蟹了 I can't find my hermit crab.
我想它今天早些时候跑出去了 I think he ran out earlier today.
它的腿很短 但走得很快 He's got short legs, but he's got a fast walk, so,
如果你能关照一下 我会很感激的 if you'd keep eyes open, I'd appreciate that.
我日出时 首先把海滩梳理一遍 I will start combing the beach first thing at sunup.
我是EB153 请继续 This is Echo Bravo 153. Go ahead.
米奇 我能关掉房间里的电台吗 Fuck it. Mitch, can I please turn the C.B. off in my room?
乔纳斯兄弟 听我说 Jonas Brother, listen to me.
让你的美人休息一下 Get your beauty rest.
我们明天一大早就开始 We're starting bright and early tomorrow.
第一次激流怎么样 How was your first riptide?
刺痛 It stings!
因为乳酸 That's just the lactic acid.
事实上是 水母粘在你身上 Actually, it's the jellyfish stuck to you.
搞什么 What the fuck?
天啊 Oh, my God!
一 二 三 交叉 One, two, three. Cross.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
把手举起来 一 二 躲避 再来 Keep your hands up. One, two, duck! Again.
一 二 躲避 One, two, duck!
好 Nice!
你在干什么 杀手 What you doing there, killer?
我不知道 I don't know.
我不知道 好吧 I don't know. Okay.
老实说 我根本不知道我在这里做什么 Honestly, I don't even know what I'm doing here.
米奇在你身上看到了潜质 Mitch sees something in you.
我也看到了 真的 And I see it, too. I do.
真的 I really do.
什么 What?
非常重要的一课 Very important lesson.
魔鬼海胆 That is the Devil's Urchin.
被这玩意儿扎一下 One prick out of that thing
会给你足够的肾上腺素杀死一头生气的公牛 will give you enough adrenaline to choke out a pissed-off bull.
唯一的问题是在那之后 The only problem is, after that,
你会说些疯狂的屁话 然后你就死定了 you say some crazy-ass shit, and then you fucking die.
现在捡起来 带到一号塔 Now pick that up and take it to Tower One.
你的意思是，这些东西到处都是？ So these are just like laying around everywhere?
你想让我帮你吗 Do you want me to help you?
我们实话实说好吗 Okay, look, let's just be honest, all right?
我是说 我们现在已经失去他了 I mean, we've lost him.
不 这不是你的错 不 泰德 No, it's not your fault. No, Ted.
别是我儿子 泰德 Not my boy Ted.
为什么 泰德 为什么是你 泰德 Why, why, Ted? Why you, Ted?
为什么 Why?
别这样对我 泰德 别这样 Don't you do this to me, Ted! Don't you do this!
好吧 说真的 我得帮你 Okay, no. But, seriously, I got to help you
因为你现在这种技术，能杀人 because you are gonna kill someone with that technique.
好的 准备好了？ Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Okay. Ready?
等等 小夏 你有时间学习吗 Wait, Summer, do you have time to study later?
是的 Yeah.
你在看我的胸吗 Did you just look at my boobs?
我不是有意的 I... Was not my intention.
我没有直接盯着看 I didn't stare directly at them.
你现在就在盯着看 You're looking at them right now.
现在我在看 Now I did.
因为你在说这个 'Cause you're talking about them.
测试 失败 Testing. Failed.
天啊 好吧 接下来 Oh, my God. Well, we're gonna be
你会面对很多泳装 是的 in swimsuits a lot, so... Yeah.
这可能成为你的问题 If it's gonna be a problem for you...
我没问题的 There's not a problem for me.
真的 好吧 At all. Cool. Yeah.
好吧 你又看了一遍 All right. You just looked at them again.
不 我没有 我没有 你有 No, I didn't. I was... I didn't... Yeah, you did.
因为是你指出来的 Well, when you point them out like that...
这算恭维 如果你考虑一下的话 It's a compliment if you think about it, sort of.
维多利亚 Victoria.
我需要更多的时间 I'm gonna need more time.
我是个有耐心的女人吗 议员 Do I strike you as a patient woman, Councilman?
不 议会已经签署你的房地产计划 No, no, I got the council to sign off on your real estate proposal.
只是一些业主不批准 Just some property owners won't give approval.
但我正在努力 But I'm working on it.
是啊 你只是没时间了 Yeah, well, you just ran out of time.
里昂 你能告诉他我们怎么对那些不配合的人吗？ Leon, would you show Mr. Rodriguez what we do to people who don't deliver?
我知道你在销售夫拉卡 I know you're dealing flakka,
这会压低海湾的房产价格 which is gonna drive down real estate prices in the bay,
对吗？ right? Right?
如果我有什么不测 我会揭发你 So if anything happens to me, I will expose you.
然后你就再也得不到批准了 And then you'll never get your approvals.
这样的指控 Such accusations.
我不是个邦德恶棍 I'm not a Bond villain.
不过 Well, yet.
你是政客 You're in politics.
你知道没有人能平步青云 You know that no one can claw their way to the top
指甲却不带一点点污垢 without getting a little dirt under their fingernails.
很明显 我高估你了 Clearly, I overestimated you.
但叫我毒贩子 But calling me a drug dealer...
我可比那个大得多 你知道吗 It's so much bigger than that, you know?
我 里昂 I... Leon...
教他一些礼仪 Teach him some manners.
玩得开心 男孩们 Have fun, boys.
我同意 I agree with...
我越雷池了 I overstepped.
我越雷池了 维多利亚 I overstepped, Victoria.
伙计们 我们可以谈谈 Guys, we can talk about this.
里昂不会说话 他靠的是行动 Leon doesn't talk. He's a man of action.
很纯洁 我要杀了你 There's a purity to that. I'm going to kill you.
该死 你每次都这样 Damn it. You do that every time.
我塑造你的形象 然后你毁了神秘感 I build you up, and then you ruin the mystique.
看到喜欢的东西了吗 天啊 See something you like? Jesus Christ.
你 你抓住我了 You... You got me.
你是该像个真汉子一样过去跟她说话， You're gonna be cool and go talk to her like a real man,
还是站在这里把自己吓得毛骨悚然 or you gonna stand up here and be Creepy Creeperton
用望远镜？ through the binoculars?
听着 伙计 那部分我很在行 Look, man, I'm fine in that department,
所以别担心我 so don't worry about me. Yeah.
我敢肯定你接近女人 靠的是分享一两张鸟图 I'm sure your approach to women is Snapchatting a dick pic or two.
永远别像“冠希老湿”那样 Don't ever do that.
现在很多人都在截图 A lot of people screenshot them nowadays.
如果在互联网上泄露的话 很可怕 Yeah. If it leaks on the Internet, it's terrible.
你好 有人在吗 Hola? Is anyone there?
海滩救护队 有什么急事 完毕 This is Baywatch. What is your emergency? Over.
救命！ Please help!
救命 我和朋友在一条船上 Please help! My friends and I are on a boat.
我们迷路了 We are lost...
我们迷路了 到处是火 We are lost... and there's fire everywhere!
你的位置在哪 完毕 What is your position? Over.
外国妞 我的位置是海洋 Gringa, my position is the ocean.
我感觉不到自己的脸了 I can't feel my face!
好了 打电话给海岸警卫队 代码10-73 Okay, call Coast Guard. We got a 10-73.
我去拿摩托艇 10-73？ I'm gonna take the WaveRunner. "10-73"?
你和CJ乘坐救援一号 You and C.J. take Rescue One.
快走 救援一号 尽快 Go, go, go! Rescue One, ASAP.
等等 什么 我们在做什么 Hold up! Wait, what, what? What are we doing?
妈的 Shit.
小夏 什么是10-73？ 着火 Summer? What's a 10-73? Fire!
火？那是什么意思 在海里？ "Fire"? What does that mean? In the ocean?
你得开始学习了 You need to start studying!
是的 我明白了 我会去的 Yeah, I know. Got it. I'm there.
外面见 See you out there.
加油 我们走 我来了 Come on. Let's go. I'm coming!
如果你要来 快点 我的呢 If you're comin', hurry up. Where's mine?
你不需要 You don't get one.
快点 别胡闹了 Come on. Quit screwing around!
你能等等我吗 快点 Could you wait for me? Come on.
妈的 我们走 God damn it, let's go.
快走 快走 Go, go, go!
手臂搂在我的腰上 否则你会再次跌倒 Lock your arms around my waist or you're gonna fucking fall off again!
这太尴尬了 伙计 坚持 This is so awkward, dude. Hold on. Hold on.
你一天抹几桶乳液？ How many buckets of lotion do you wear a day?
你就像一只油腻无毛的大猩猩 You're like a greasy, hairless gorilla.
别担心 伙计们 我来搞定 Don't worry, guys! I got it.
如果火势蔓延 我会照顾的 I'll take care of... If the fire spreads...
好的 我需要你控制油门 All right, I need you to take the throttle.
不可能 That's impossible.
到我的臂弯中间 然后他妈的拉油门 Go between my arms and take the fucking throttle!
我靠 Holy shit.
等我信号 用力向右拐 When I say so, hard right turn.
什么？ 三 What? Three.
二！ 一！ 走! Two. One. Go! Shit, man. I don't know.
谢天谢地 Thank God.
你是消防海员吗 Are you the fire water man?
告诉我 你朋友在哪里 Tell me, where are your friends?
我不知道 好吧 待在这里 I don't know. Okay. You stay right here.
别动 好吗 Don't move. Okay? Okay.
救命! Help!
这里下面! Down here!
有人在吗? Is anyone there?
我听到了 I hear you!
到船前面去 我们来了 Get to the front of the boat! We're coming!
救命 Help!
帮帮我 Help me!
米奇 Mitch!
左舷 Portside.
这边 Over here!
前面! 妈的 In the front! Fuck.
有个女孩被困在船前部 There's a girl trapped in the front of the boat!
火势太猛 There's too much fire!
不可能 No way.
C.J.! C.J.!
好的 瓜波 Okay, guapo.
如果你想要我 你可以拥有我 If you want me, you can have me.
但是 拉皮多 船着火了 But rápido because the boat is on fire.
也许另选时间 不 Some other time. No...
你没事吧 能听到我说话吗 Are you all right? Can you hear me?
不 我不好 No, I'm not okay!
救命 拜托 Help! Please!
救命 在这里 Help! In here!
不要火下穿行 布洛迪 Do not go under that fire, Brody!
等等 Wait!
在这里 In here!
救命 Please! Help!
天啊 抓住我的手 Oh, my God! Take my hand.
相信我 Trust me.
你受伤了吗 不 我没事 Are you hurt? No. I'm okay.
好 坚持 什么 Good. Hang on. What?
C.J.! C.J.!
左舷 Portside!
小姐 你没事吧 Miss, are you okay?
你可以帮我吗 Can you help me?
你没事吧 你受伤了吗 Are you all right? Are you hurt?
布洛迪 Brody!
你没事吧 Are you okay?
你这计划不错 That was such a great plan,
为了看火势 就游近看 just to see fire and just swim right into it.
你关心我 You care about me.
我在乎你 I care about you.
从船上下来 米奇 Get off that boat, Mitch.
八 九 十 ...eight, nine, ten.
加油 Come on.
除了他 我们做得很好 对吗 Hey, other than him, we did good, right?
我们救了所有人 Like, we saved everyone.
是的 包括你 Yes, including you.
我知道… I know that.
我只是说 综合考虑,事情可能会更糟 I'm just saying, all things considered, things could've gone a lot worse.
加油 Come on!
他会好起来吗 Is he going to be okay?
你知道议员怎么了吗 Do you know what happened to the Councilman?
不 我不知道 No, I don't know.
我们在聚会 We were partying,
我们上甲板时 船已经着火了 and then when we came upstairs, the boat was already on fire.
你违抗命令 让自己处于危险之中 You disobeyed an order out there, put yourself in danger.
你死了,则救不了任何人 You can't save anyone if you die.
我明白了 我搞砸了 好吗 Yeah, I know. I messed up. Okay?
我只是 我们还站着干嘛 I'm just... What are we still doing here?
写下来 我们可以干活了吗? Just write this down. Can we just go?
受害者 男性 五英尺九 Victim is male, five foot nine...
嘿 马上退后 别破坏 Hey, hey, hey. Get back right now. Do not contaminate
犯罪现场 my crime scene.
拜托 艾勒比 Come on, Ellerbee.
别给我来管辖权那套 Don't give me any of that jurisdiction shit.
不 我不会 因为实际上你没有管辖权 救生员 No, I won't, because technically, you don't have a jurisdiction, lifeguard.
你的工作是确保游泳快乐的白种人不会淹死 You got one job, make sure swim-happy white people don't drown.
实际上 那艘船是海岸警卫队的管辖权 Technically, that boat out there is the Coast Guard's jurisdiction. Okay?
如果我等他们 所有的女孩都会死 And if I would've waited for them, all these girls would be dead.
什么 我们会死吗 What? We would have died?
烧成了脆虾 我还没准备好去死 Burned to a crisp. I'm not ready to die!
我知道 没关系 你们不会 I know. It's okay, you're not.
实际上 我们拯救了生命 So technically, we saved lives.
实际上 我看到一具死尸 Technically, I see a dead body,
实际上 这是犯罪现场 which technically makes this a crime scene.
实际上 这是“实际上”浪费了很多时间 Hey, technically, these "technicallys" are wasting a lot of time, technically.
谢谢你 蓝眼恶魔 Thank you, blue-eyed demon.
就这具死尸而言 看 And as far as this dead body goes, look.
制服上的徽章 Badge on a uniform.
泳衣上的补丁 Patch on a swimsuit.
队长 打败警察 Lieutenant. Beat cop.
所以我们应该 So keep us informed
相互了解案情 分享信息 of the investigation and we're gonna do the same.
好吧 怎么保持联系 All right. Hey, how do I keep in touch?
贝壳手机 Seashell phone,
还是我吹海螺 直到你出现 or do I just blow into the conch and you appear?
调子不错 艾勒比 That's the spirit, Ellerbee.
给我打个电话就行了 Just call me on the shell phone. That's all you gotta do.
我告诉你 如果你破解这个案子 I'll tell you this, if you crack this case,
他们会把你升级到赛格威 they're gonna upgrade you to a Segway
他们会给你穿大人物的裤子 and they're gonna give you big-boy pants to wear,
能盖上你的鸡腿 cover up those chicken legs.
老天 那是罗德里格斯议员 Christ, that's... Councilman Rodriguez.
祝你好运 警官 Good luck, Officer.
I got the eye of the tiger I got the eye of the tiger
A fighter A fighter
Dancing through the fire Dancing through the fire
'Cause I am the champion 'Cause I am the champion
And you're gonna hear me roar And you're gonna hear me roar
见鬼 罗尼 CJ Damn, Ronnie. C.J.!
拜托 Please!
该死 Shit.
我从没听人唱过那首歌 I never really heard a guy sing that song,
但你真的很棒 but you're really good.
谢谢 Thank you.
CJ 你在这里做什么 C.J., what are you doing here?
这里？这是男女混合淋浴 Here? It's a coed shower.
男女都很酷 凉爽 Coed, cool.
真酷！ Cool, cool, cool.
对 因为我对男女同浴没有意见 Yeah, coed is cool with me, 'cause I'm cool with the coeds.
我正要订午饭 你想要什么吗 I'm taking lunch orders. Do you want anything?
我只想要一份沙拉 I would like a salad.
你确定？ You sure?
这家店的奶油牛肉很不错 This place has really good cheesesteaks,
还有肉丸潜艇 英寸长度 meatball subs, foot-longs.
真的恰到好处 不 我要一份沙拉 They really hit the spot. No, I'll have a salad.
我是一个绿叶型的直男 I'm just a straight-up leafy green type of guy.
那是我果酱的类型 That's my type of jam.
给我一份沙拉就好 Just hook me up with a salad.
好 沙拉 Okay. Salad.
酷 好吧 好极了 Cool. All right. Great.
顺便说下 这里洗澡一般穿泳装 By the way, when we shower in here, we keep our suits on.
对吧 菲尔 莎拉 Right, Phil, Sarah?
但是你干净的奶头 看起来很不错 But your clean nips are looking really good.
谢谢 再见 Thanks. Bye.
天啊 Oh, God.
为什么是我 Why me?
今天过得怎么样 How was your day today?
我不知道 一个人死了 I don't know. A guy died.
也许这就是我们不断失去新兵的原因 Maybe this is why we keep losing recruits.
他们承受不了 是的 They can't handle it. Yeah.
我们的工作 I mean, now that you know our job
比你预想的风险更高吧 is much more than you expected, right, the stakes are higher.
今天的事虽然非常悲惨 不幸的是它确实发生了 What happened today, while very tragic, unfortunately, it does happen.
所以如果你想退出 我们完全理解 So if you want to quit, hey, we totally get it.
但如果你不想退出 选择留下 But if you don't and you choose to stay,
就必须知道救护队不仅仅是一份工作 just know that Baywatch is more than a job.
而是一种生活方式 It's a way of life.
一种生活方式 "A way of life."
你我都知道 我会坚持住 You and I both know I'm sticking around.
我是唯一吃沙拉的人吗 Am I the only one that got a salad?
听着 我不明白的是 Look, this is what I don't understand, okay?
一个人死了 太悲惨了 A guy dies. That's tragic.
但这并不意味着 有什么险恶的事情发生 But that doesn't mean that there's anything sinister going on.
好吗？ 即使有什么 Okay? And even if there was,
也不是我们的工作 工作不是这么做的 that's not our job. That's not what we do.
我们是救生员 实际上与我们无关 We're lifeguards. So, this, technically, has nothing to do with us.
你刚听到那个警察说 他告诉我们了 You just heard that cop. He just told us that.
我只是觉得必须严格限制饮食 I just thought you had to be on a really restrictive diet
起码体格像你们 to look like you guys.
布洛迪 你认为我们在救护队做什么 Brody, what is it that you think we do here at Baywatch?
我以为我们是救生员 I thought we were lifeguards.
我们防止人们被晒伤 I thought that we prevent people from getting sunburned
而且 偶尔防止他们溺水 and, yeah, occasionally stop them from drowning.
这就是你所认为的？ And that's all you think that this is?
这正是我想的 It's exactly what I thought it was.
CJ 你告诉他 C.J., how about you throw a few
说几个上个月在奥运会上的案例 看看他会怎么做 of last month's cases at Olympiad here and see what he'd do.
案例？ 好吧 "Cases"? Okay...
海湾的蝠鲼群？ School of manta ray in the cove?
动物控制？ You call Animal Control?
在动物控制出现之前 Before Animal Control shows up,
蝠鲼会从水里飞出来 the school of manta ray fly up out of the water,
刺人胸口 然后他们就死了 sting someone in the chest and they die.
史蒂夫.欧文 安息 Steve Irwin, R.I.P.
沙滩骗子怎么样 How about sand grifters running a con on the beach, right?
我不确定沙滩骗子是什么 斯蒂芬 Well, I'm not exactly sure what a sand grifter is, Stephanie.
但我可能会报警 But I would probably call the cops.
沙滩骗子就是海滩窃贼 Sand grifters are beach thieves.
当你在晒日光浴的时候 Okay, so while you're working on your tan,
他们在海滩上偷东西 they're stealing things from families on the beach.
我给你举个更好的例子 I'll give you one better.
钻石走私者 就是利用冲浪 How about diamond smugglers who are putting the rocks in surfboards
携带钻石上岸的 and bringing them ashore?
你们说的每件事 Everything that you guys are talking about
听起来都很有趣 像是电视节目 sounds like a really, like, entertaining, but far-fetched TV show.
证据确凿的话 我肯定会报警的 But if that was the case, I would definitely call the cops.
我们可以报警 然后什么也不做 We could call the cops, and then do nothing,
像大多数人一样 但那不是我们 like most people would. But that's not us,
这不是我们的运作方式 it's not how we operate.
我们关注别人没有关注的事情 We watch when other people don't want to watch.
我们保护别人不想保护的事物 We protect when other people don't want to protect.
如果我们只是最低限度本职工作 有时会死人 If we do the bare minimum, sometimes people die.
伙计们 有夫拉卡已经被冲到岸上了 Guys, we have flakka that just washed ashore.
那玩意是硬核的 能杀人 That shit is hardcore and it fucking kills people.
现在海湾里有一具尸体 And now we got a dead body in our bay.
船上的女孩们也有同样的毒品 And the girls on that boat had the same drugs on them
我在丽兹的俱乐部门前发现的 that I found in front of Leeds's club.
我的直觉告诉我 这一切都是相通的 So my gut says that it's all connected.
等等 丽兹说今晚会有开放日 对吧 Wait, Leeds did say there'd be an open house tonight, right?
是的 她说过 Yes, she did.
我们都去 And we're all going.
你在陈身上发现了什么 What'd you find on Chen?
没有犯罪记录 没有恋物癖 No criminal record. No fetishes.
没有奇怪的照片 他很干净 No weird photos. He's clean.
我都开始怀疑我的人生了 Makes me feel weird about the stuff I have going on in my life.
他的银行账户呢 What about his bank accounts?
账户 Account.
这家伙一点也不富有 This dude is not rich at all.
他所有的钱都被套牢在海湾的房地产上 All his money is tied up in real estate in the bay.
好吧 我想你得帮我说服他 Well, I guess you'll have to help me persuade him
用其他的方式 some other way.
人人都有价码 Every man has a price.
说到这 Speaking of which,
我知道你一直在使用我的特殊技能 I know you've been using my special set of skills
为了你自己的邪恶目的 for your own nefarious purposes,
但额外报酬 but additional compensation
会在很大程度上 激励我保持沉默 would go a long way in motivating me to keep my mouth shut.
你在勒索我 You're blackmailing me.
我不会的 戴夫 Well, I wouldn't... Dave...
我真佩服懂得把握机会的人 I really admire a man who knows how to seize an opportunity.
我很感动 I'm very impressed.
保持良好的工作 谢谢 Keep up the good work. Thanks.
我们成交吗 还是 Do we have a deal, or...
我需要闭关 I need some closure.
嘿 嗨 Hey. Hi.
你看起来真漂亮 You look really nice.
你看起来也很不错 小男童 Hey, you look really nice, too, Baby Gap.
那件衬衫是大号的吗 That shirt come in big-boy size?
至少我是卧底 Well, at least I'm undercover.
看看你 你都没试过 Look at you. You didn't even try.
好了 伙计们 今晚很关键 只有一个目标 All right, guys, we got a very big night, with one goal in mind.
这是我们唯一的机会 来证明他们有交易 It's our only shot to prove that they're dealing here,
所以我们得做好 so we gotta make it right.
好吧 CJ 罗尼 查出是谁在卖货 So, C.J. and Ronnie, find out who's selling.
小夏 盯着丽兹和她的暴徒 Summer, keep an eye on Leeds and her thugs.
然后米奇和我去搜索藏货点 Then Mitch and I will search the place for where she hides the product.
布洛迪 什么 Brody? What?
你负责望风 望风？ You're our lookout. Lookout?
伙计们 如果你想在派对上找到毒品 Guys, if you want to find drugs at a party,
我可以走进去找毒品 I can walk in there and find drugs.
只要五分钟 It'd take me, like, five minutes.
别老是因为我负责瞭望 就归我望风 Not 'cause I do it all the time.
这又不是什么复杂的事情 I'm just saying it's not rocket science.
好了 麻烦的年轻人 谢谢你 Okay, troubled youth. Thank you for that.
这整件事唯一能解决的办法 The only way this whole thing is gonna work out
就是每个人都做好他们的工作 is if everyone, everyone, does their job.
你能应付吗 布洛迪 是的 Can you handle that, Malibu Ken? Yeah.
什么 What?
为什么大家都看着我 小夏 Why is everyone looking at me? Summer.
难道只有我认为这是警察的工作吗 Hey, am I the only one that thinks this is clearly a job for the police?
是的 是的 Yes. Yes.
我操 Fuck it.
陈先生 很高兴你能来 Mr. Chen, I'm so glad you could make it.
我想见见大家都在谈论的新邻居 I wanted to meet the new neighbor everyone is talking about.
我猜你知道 我为什么要邀请你 So I presume you know why I had to invite you.
我对出售我的房产不感兴趣 I am not interested in selling my properties.
你不考虑一下吗 Why don't you think about it, okay?
我知道经营企业有多难 I of all people know how hard it is to run a business.
谁都不会知道 什么时候会有难关 You never know when a dry spell could come.
你在想什么 What are you thinking?
我想我们分头一下 五分钟后汇合 I think we case it and I'll meet you back here in five.
听上去很好 好吧 斯蒂芬 All right. Sounds good. All right, Steph.
那么我应该从哪里看 So where should I, like, look out from?
嘿 你好吗 Hey. How are you?
维多利亚 Victoria.
你当着目击者的面 杀了罗德里格斯 You killed Rodriguez in front of witnesses.
你他妈的在想什么 What the fuck were you thinking?
她们嗨大了 什么也没看见 They were high. They didn't see anything.
她们最好没有 They better not have.
因为现在戴夫知道的太多了 Because now Dave knows too much.
最好别再让我操心 And this better not come back to me.
这事必须成功 I can't have this unraveling.
明白了？ Got it?
现在去收拾你的烂摊子 Now go clean up your mess.
布洛迪 Brody.
我很高兴你能来 I'm so glad you came.
天啊 Gosh.
我们喝一杯真货 格雷格 来点好东西 Let's get you a real drink. Greg, the good stuff.
威士忌是你的最爱吧 是的 Scotch is your drink, right? Yeah.
这地方真不错 This is a really nice place you have here.
你很有品位 You have great taste.
我真的很尊重你 I really respect that.
我高兴有人能尊重 It's nice to have somebody who respects you, you know?
我感觉到有麻烦 I sense trouble.
我想我只是 I think I'm just
不习惯有一个老板 not used to having a boss.
米奇受到威胁 Mitch is threatened.
他应该很高兴有你 He should be thrilled to have you.
你才会这么想 Yeah, you'd think.
天啊 Oh, my God.
马特.布洛迪队长 "Lieutenant Matt Brody."
这名号太响亮了 你不觉得吗 That has such an amazing ring to it. Don't you think?
是的 Yeah.
整瓶都归你 Here. Keep the whole bottle.
我想你需要 I think you need it.
这会很有趣的 谢谢 This'll be fun. Thank you.
嘿 Hey.
你有丽兹的情报吗 Did you get any intel on Leeds?
是的 我有情报 太棒了 Yeah, I got intel. That's awesome.
单一纯麦 35年陈 情报哦 Single malt 35-year-old intel.
真他妈的好喝 And it's fucking delicious.
好吧 我想我有料了 All right, I think I got something.
找到了接入点 Found our access point.
布洛迪在哪里 你见过他吗 Where is Brody? Have you seen him?
不 没时间了 No. No time.
我们别管他 We gotta move without him.
但我们需要望风 Yeah, but we need our lookout.
你有什么偏好 喜欢折磨男人吗 What's your deal? You like torturing guys?
不 你喜欢 No. Yeah, you do.
我意思是 我有三兄弟 所以我有很多练习 Well, I mean, I have three brothers, so I've had a lot of practice.
我认为你是独生子 I take it you're an only child.
老实说 我不知道 I don't know, honestly.
你不知道？ You don't know?
我在寄养家庭长大 不好意思 I grew up in a foster home. Shit.
实际上是三家 对不起 Three of them, actually. I'm sorry.
嗯 Don't be.
其实还不错，其中一家有游泳池 It was pretty cool. One of them had a pool.
要不是那个池子 If it wasn't for that pool,
我可能不会去参加奥运会 I probably wouldn't have gone to the Olympics.
我是说那太棒了 Yeah. I mean, that's amazing.
从寄养家庭去赢得金牌 Go from foster home to winning a gold medal.
两枚 两枚金牌 Two. Two gold medals.
我他妈的为了那些金牌而拼了老命 And I fucking busted my ass for those gold medals,
所以你不能怪我庆祝 so you can't blame me for celebrating.
是的 Yeah.
我是说我一直想知道那晚发生了什么 I mean, I've always wondered what happened that night.
我知道接力赛是第二天 但那些家伙 I knew the relay was the next day, but those guys...
他们不关心我 他们只需要我赢 They didn't care about me. They just needed me to win.
你是故意让他们输掉的 Well, you certainly made sure they did not win.
我失去的 比他们更多 I lost way more than they did.
我失去了所有的赞助商 Okay? I lost all my sponsors.
我是奥运冠军 我他妈的身无分文 I'm an Olympic champion and I'm fucking broke.
罗尼 干嘛 Ronnie, hey. What?
听着 我需要你吸引住丽兹 Okay, listen. I need you to create a distraction for Leeds.
什么 怎么做 What? How?
还记得我第一次见到你吗 Remember the first time I met you?
在陈家的那晚 The night at Chen's?
是的 Yeah.
什么？ 不行！ What? No.
是的 不行！ Yes. No!
是的 米奇 不行！ Yes! Mitch, no!
是的 不行！ Yes. Yes! No!
见鬼 罗尼 No! God damn it, Ronnie.
你听好了 ，认真听好了！ You listen to me, and you listen good.
每支队伍都有一个枪手，而你是我唯一的枪手 Every team has a ringer, and you and only you are my ringer.
那我猜我是你的枪手 Well, then I guess I'm your ringer.
你是我该死的枪手 You are my goddamn ringer.
枪枪 枪枪 Ring, ring? Ring, ring.
天啊 Yeah. Oh, God.
噢 我能 Could I...
能和我喝一杯吗 Will you just have one drink with me?
你真的应该停止饮酒 You should probably actually stop drinking
因为你应该是米奇的望风 because you're supposed to be the lookout for Mitch.
我在找米奇 I am looking out for Mitch.
丽兹就在那里 我要去看看 Leeds is right there. I'm gonna go check it out.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen.
热烈欢迎我们的主人 维多利亚.丽兹 A warm welcome to our host, Victoria Leeds!
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
这么多人 So many people.
所以作为海湾欢迎礼 我 So as a welcome to the bay, I...
天啊 米奇 这杯敬你 Oh, God. Mitch, this is for you.
等等 不 维多利亚 Wait. No, Victoria.
我为大家准备了一些特别节目 I have something very special planned for you, for everyone.
上帝保佑我们 So God help us.
我先把酒放下 I'll just put that down. Okay.
开演 Hit it.
真奇怪 That's weird.
安吉洛渔业公司是哪根葱 Who's Angelo's Fish Company?
亨特利不是从弗林那里买鱼的吗 Doesn't the Huntley get their fish from Flynn's?
我们去看看 Let's check it out.
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
米奇 Mitch.
我只是有些预感 I just got a little hunch, okay?
该死 Shit.
你们两个在后面干嘛 You two, what are you doing back here?
嘿 Hey.
第一次约会 你不能责怪我吧 First date. You can't blame me, right?
太中二了 So juvenile.
我被你鸡动了 I'm onto you all.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
请鼓掌吧 不管那是啥玩意 put your hands together for whatever that was.
你做得很好 罗尼 You did good, Ronnie.
你在哪儿学的跳舞 Where'd you learn to dance like that?
希伯来学校 Hebrew school.
你今晚应该在那里陪着我们 You were supposed to be there for us tonight.
你有工作要做 You had a job to do.
现在你喝醉了 And now you're trashed.
我只是 我不明白 伙计 See, I just... I don't understand this, man.
如果你真的认为这里有毒品 If you really think that there's drugs here,
报警啊 call the police.
然后呢 And then what?
捡了小鱼 丢了鲸鱼？ We get a few minnows? The big whale gets away?
你说话的时候 有注意吗 Do you hear yourself when you talk?
我敢说你句句不离海洋 I dare you to say one thing without the ocean in it.
我敢打赌 I dare you.
我们今晚指望你的 We were depending on you tonight.
你又搞砸了 And you fucked up... Again.
小心点 Watch yourself.
真的？ Really?
把这个想法忘掉 米奇 Get this through your head, Mitch.
你又不是警察 你不是他妈的武器 You're not a cop. You're not the fucking Equalizer.
你是救生员 米奇 You're a lifeguard, Mitch,
整天坐在他那该死的塔里 who sits in his fucking tower all day,
因为那是他唯一有权力的地方 'cause that's the only place he has any sort of power.
这是真实的世界 救生员不是万能的 This is the real world, Mitch. Lifeguards can't do shit.
走吧 Come on.
别他妈碰我 Don't fucking touch me.
我们走吧 不然怎样 Let's go. Or what?
你要做什么 米奇 What're you gonna do, Mitch?
妈的 Shit.
妈的 我没碰你 Shit. I didn't touch you.
你这个混蛋 You dick.
冷静 可怜的小子 Cool off, pool boy.
就是他 呕吐彗星 That's him! The Vomit Comet!
你们站在这里干什么 What are you guys standing around for?
这轮我请 Let's do some shots!
谢谢 Hey. Hey. Thank you.
小夏 祝你今天愉快 Summer, this is your day today.
我知道 Yeah, I know it.
米奇 Mitch?
伙计 Hey, man, I think...
昨晚多说了几句 我们都不是故意的 I think we both said a few things last night that we didn't mean.
我没有 我每句都是真话 Not me. I meant every word.
拜托 伙计 Come on, man.
你从来没喝醉过 说些你不真心的话？ You've never gotten drunk and said something you don't mean?
真的？ Seriously?
我搞砸了 伙计 我知道 I fucked up, man. I know that.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我看着你赢了两枚金牌 I watched you win two gold medals.
你真的很棒 You were amazing when it was just you.
但是接力赛的时候 But when it came to the relay,
作为队伍的一份子 你的奥林匹克队伍 你的家庭 being part of your team, your Olympic team, your family,
你搞砸了 因为你很自私 you blew it. 'Cause you're selfish.
救护队是我们的队伍 是我们的家 Baywatch is our team. Baywatch is our family.
这些是我们家庭的钥匙 These are the keys to our house.
但你已经证明了 But you've proven to me
你不想成为这个家庭的一员 that you don't want to be part of this family.
你走吧 So you're done.
因为你唯一在乎的就是 'Cause the only thing you give a shit about
你自己和你的奖牌 is yourself and your medals.
你是在说这枚奖牌？ You talking 'bout this medal?
哇 真是令人印象深刻 That's really impressive.
你不是有两枚吗 Don't you have two of them, though?
这不是重点 That's not the point.
那是污染 That's polluting.
听着 米奇 我知道我搞砸了 好吗 Listen, Mitch, I know I messed up, okay?
我应该服从的 I should have listened.
我想成为这个队伍的一员 I want to be a part of this team.
我不会再让你失望了 我发誓 And I will not let you down again, I swear.
顺便说一下 我想你对丽兹的看法是对的 And by the way, I think you're right about Leeds.
还有议员 议员 他脸长什么样 And the Councilman... Councilman... What's his face?
罗德里格斯议员 Councilman Rodriguez. Yeah.
对 罗德里格斯 那个死了的家伙 Rodriguez, that's it. The dead guy.
他有这块表 泰格豪雅名表 He had this watch. It was a nice TAG watch.
是的 我也看过那块表 Yeah, I've seen that watch, too.
丽兹有个打手也戴 On one of Leeds's thugs.
就是这样 看到么 That's it. See?
我想帮忙 伙计 I want to help, man. And I want to...
我想帮忙 I want to help.
好吧 我再给你一次机会 All right. I'll give you another shot.
罗德里格斯议员和这一切都有联系 Councilman Rodriguez is connected to all of this somehow.
验尸官办公室刚刚检测完他的尸体 And the coroner's office just released his body.
我有个计划 And I got a plan.
兄弟，这是计划的哪一部分？ Guys, I still don't understand what part of the plan this is.
布洛迪，节哀顺变。 真是一个非常糟糕的事故。 Just go with the flow, Brody. Yeah, you were in a very bad accident.
这都是你的错。 我们都非常非常伤心。 It was all your fucking fault. We're all really, really sad.
是我的错？为什么是我的错？ It was my fault? Why was it my fault?
靠，我需要一件大一点的外套。 Come on, guys. I need a bigger coat.
这里没有外套适合你。 There's no coat in here that's gonna fit you.
你有更好的主意吗？ 我想是的。 You got a better idea? I think I do.
但你不会喜欢的。 But you're not gonna like it.
好了 安全 快 我们走 Okay, clear. Come on, let's go.
左转弯 左转 Okay, left turn, left turn.
搞什么 What the fuck?
谁教你开车的 史提夫.汪达吗（黑人盲眼歌手） Who taught you how to drive, Stevie fucking Wonder?
你太重了 伙计 很难控制 You're huge, man. Very hard to control.
带我去停尸房 我就说了这么一句 Just get me to the morgue. That's all I said.
我正要去太平间 向左走 I'm taking us to the morgue. Go left.
左边 左边 左转 Left, left. Left turn.
小心 Careful.
好了 我们安全了 Okay. We're clear, we're clear.
好了 All right.
不 怎么了 Oh, no. What?
那是什么意思 太平间 What does that say? "Morgue."
完全正确 Exactly.
我们到了太平间 I got us to the morgue.
干得好 Nice. Good job. Yeah.
这些伪装真棒 These disguises are awesome.
我真的觉得自己像个医生 I actually feel like a doctor.
不 Oh, no.
读他的脚趾标签 闻起来像酸奶 Read me his toe tag. It smells like yogurt.
天啊 Oh, Jesus.
"2816."
给我读第12行 Read me line 12.
天啊 Jesus.
12行 肺泡干净 Line 12. "Alveoli are clean."
等等 那意味着他的肺部没有烟雾 Wait, that means that there was no smoke in his lungs.
那他是怎么死的 这就是问题 So how did he die? That's the question.
白马医生 快过来 我需要你帮我 McDreamy, get over here. I need you to help me.
天啊 Oh, God, what?
噢 伙计 Dude.
我要你检查他的下面是否有针孔痕迹 I need you to check his taint for needle marks.
你要我检查他的下面吗 You want me to check his taint?
别孩子气了 抬起他的阴囊 Don't be a baby. Lift his scrotum.
我不要触摸阴囊 Not touching the man's scrotum.
只需抬起球囊 检查是否有异常 Lift his ball sac and check for anything unusual.
就这样 There's... Fuck.
噢 天啊 Oh, my God.
伙计 这是阴茎 你都没看 Dude, it's a taint, man, it's a taint. You didn't even look.
我的天啊 My God.
老兄 这里一直都有手套 Dude, there's been gloves here literally the entire time.
你什么都没说 You didn't even say anything. Yeah... That...
我要进去了 I'm going in.
好吧 告诉我你看到了什么 All right. Tell me what you see.
毛 很多毛 绝对不是美容师 Hair. Lots of hair. Definitely not a groomer.
再深入一点 把球抬高点 Get deeper. Lift the balls up higher.
再靠近点 天啊 真臭 And get closer. Oh, God, it stinks.
我不知道 伙计 有件大事 I don't know, man. There's a big something.
有东西 有一个洞 There's something. There is a hole.
那只是他的菊花 笑一个 That's just his butthole. Smile.
干得好 医生 我会上传朋友圈的 Good job, doc. I'm posting that.
不要乱发 互联网是永久性的 Do not post that. The Internet is forever.
只是玩球球而已 It's just a handful of ball sac.
真恶心 It's disgusting.
天啊 Oh, God.
伙计 面对鸡吧 我不能把你当回事 Dude, I can't take you seriously when the dick is out.
你能帮我盖一下老二吗 Can you please just cover the dick?
你盖上老二好了 我很忙 You cover the dick. I'm busy.
好吧 看这个 All right, check this out.
第五第六和第七椎骨的颈椎骨折 Cervical fractures of the fifth, sixth and seventh vertebrae.
他就是这样被杀的 脖子断了 That's how he was killed. Broken neck.
那又怎样 这可能发生在任何时候 So, what? That could have happened any time.
你和他一起跳下了船 对吧 I mean, you jumped off the boat with him, right?
实际上即使你鱼跃入水 You can literally swan dive down a flight of stairs
也不会折断那么多椎骨 and not break that many vertebrae.
这是故意的 This was done on purpose.
为什么没人想出来 Why has no one else figured this out?
你在说什么 想通了什么 What are you talking about? Figured what out?
断颈多处折断 Broken neck in multiple places.
他的肺部没有烟雾 可能意味着他早就死了 No smoke in his lungs, which probably means he died
在那艘船着火之前 before that boat was even on fire.
为什么没人想出来 The reason why no one has figured this out?
这是谋杀 It's murder.
有人在掩饰 该死 And someone's covering it up. Holy shit.
在这种情况下 In which case,
我应该去审问那些女孩 I should go interrogate those girls.
不 那些女孩嗨大了 什么都不记得 No, those girls were too high. They don't remember anything.
更有理由去调查了 All the more reason to investigate.
该死 有人来了 Oh, shit. Someone's coming.
藏起来 把他带走 Hide. Hide! Put him away.
我们现在怎么办 躲起来 What do we do now? Now we hide.
藏哪里 Hide? Where?
我不喜欢密闭空间 I don't like confined spaces.
这是个坏主意 This was a bad idea.
别再像个小孩子了 Stop being a baby.
天啊 Oh, my God!
闭嘴 你会让我们被抓的 Shut your mouth. You're gonna get us caught.
我躺在一个死去的老太太身上 I'm laying on a dead old lady.
她不会咬你的 Well, she's not going to bite you, for Christ's sakes.
你能闭嘴吗？ 我们的箱子是空的 Will you shut up? Our drawers are empty.
你为什么非选那个箱子 Why'd you pick that drawer?
难道就我这个箱子里有尸体？ I'm the only one with a body in my drawer?
闭嘴 Shut up!
她闻起来像芝士吐司和浓汤 She smells like cheese toast and chowder.
上帝啊 你只是压在了一个人身上 Holy Christ. You just tickled another man's taint.
现在谁在乎 Who gives a shit right now?
这是个坏主意 This was a bad...
有东西滴在我身上 Something just dripped on me.
闭上你的嘴 Shut your mouth.
这是什么？ 没关系的 What is it? It's all right.
天啊！ Oh, my God.
又来了！ 我身上什么都没滴 It did it again. Nothing's dripping on me.
听我说，甲醛会融化脂肪 什么？ Listen to me. Formaldehyde melts fat. What?
这就是你脸上滴下来的东西，坏死的液体脂肪 That's what's dripping on your face, necrotic liquid fat.
现在你能闭上你的臭嘴吗？ Now will you shut the fuck up?
你他妈刚才说什么？ What the fuck did you just say?
躺好了 闭上嘴 Just sit back and shut up.
嘘 别抱怨了 Stop complaining.
伙计们 有人来了 安静 Guys, someone's coming. Be quiet.
是他 It's him.
罗德里格斯 是他 Rodriguez. It is him.
你带假鉴定书了吧？ You got the fake files?
放松 Relax.
我们来这儿 是因为你把他的脖子弄断了 We're only here 'cause you broke his fucking neck.
一切都好 It's all good.
该死的 别动 不！ God damn it. Keep it together. No!
该死 就是这样 我要出去了 Oh, shit. That's it! I'm out!
不 该死的 No. God damn it!
妈的 Shit! Fuck.
我们该怎么办 What do we do?
嘿 先生们 Hey, gentlemen.
既然结束了 我需要那些鉴定 Now that that's over, I'm gonna need those files.
妈的 Shit.
那一定是我的电话 我可能掉在太平间里了 That must be my phone. I probably left it in the nap room.
妈的 妈的 把电话给我 Shit. Fuck. Give me that phone.
妈的 Shit!
救生员 No, lifeguard.
那是恶意中伤 伙计 That was a cheap shot, man!
该死 Damn it.
我去拿车 I'll get the car.
在停车场另一边等我们 All right, meet us on the far side of the park!
快，我们过去。 米奇，等等 Come on, let's roll. Mitch, hold up.
看我的 Check this out.
你好，这两踏板车真漂亮。 Excuse me. That's a very nice scooter.
你看奥运会吗？ Have you ever seen the Olympics?
你为什么要抓我这么紧？ 妈的为什么是你开车？ Why are you grabbing me so tight? Why the fuck are you driving?
当心草坪!这是刚施肥的。 Stay off the grass. It's freshly fertilized.
回到路上开！ Stay on the pathway.
我在路上。 他们就在那里！ I'm on the path, man. They're right there!
当心，当心！ 闭嘴! Watch it, watch it! Shut up!
前面有一条漂亮的边境牧羊犬，当心别撞到他！ You got a beautiful border collie right there. Don't hit him!
你不尊重任何事。 You do not respect anything.
停车！ 给妇女和儿童让路 Stop. Have some respect. Mommies and babies.
妈妈和宝宝，是的，我看到了。 Mommies and babies. Yeah, I see them.
去追！记得在路上开。 你去追那个白人。 Go get them. Stay on the pathway. You get the white one.
好吧，你只是拖慢我的速度。 All right. You're just slowing me down, anyway.
把电话给我 Give me the phone.
嘿！ Hey!
噢，我的上帝。我不敢相信我所做的。 Shit! Oh, my God. I can't believe I just did that.
我不能相信我所做的！ 嘿，夏天。 在这里.嘿. I cannot believe I just did that! Hey, Summer. Here. Hey.
啊，天哪！ 你的电话在哪里？ Oh, my God! Where's your phone?
那不是我的电话！ That's not my phone!
夏天，你还好吗？ 那个家伙拿了我的电话。 Summer, you okay? That guy's got my phone.
干得好！ 谢谢! Nice work! Thanks!
他去哪儿了？ 哦，狗屎。 Where'd he go? Oh, shit.
先生，下车！ Mister, get off!
嘿 米奇 骑这艘 Hey, Mitch, take this one.
谢谢 麦克 Yeah. Thanks, Mikey.
伙计 这里是低速区 Hey, man, this is a wake-free zone!
嘿 Hey!
嗨 亲爱的 Hi, honey.
我要抓你家里的坏人 I'm going to go get rid of the bad man that's in your house.
吃你的食物 Eat your food.
他为什么在这里 Why is he here?
我要那电话 I'm gonna need that phone.
这电话？ This phone?
去你的电话 Whoops. Fuck your phone.
你准备说晚安吧 婊子 You're going night-night, bitch.
我是头猪 I'm a pig.
等等 Wait! Hey, hey.
不要婴儿照片 No baby pictures.
真经典 你是对的 Have some class. You're right.
洗澡时间 猪头 It's bath time, shithead.
好了 艾勒比 我们从罪犯那里得到了什么 All right, Ellerbee, what did we learn from the perps
在审讯后 after the interrogation?
这里唯一的罪犯是你们三个 The only perps here are you three.
你把运河变成了该死的X游戏 Okay, you turned the canals into the goddamned X Games.
是啊 那是因为我们在救生员追捕 Yeah, that's 'cause we were in lifeguard pursuit.
好吧 我的错 Okay. My bad.
除了“救生员追捕”之类的狗屁东西 Except for there's no fucking such thing as "lifeguard pursuit"!
警察才能追捕 Police do pursuits!
你们这么做 只能称作追逐 When you do it, it's just some guys chasing some other guys.
无意冒犯 没关系 No offense. None taken.
你什么意思 就这么让那些家伙走了？ Hey, what are you saying? You're just gonna let those guys walk?
好吧 我该怎么解释让你们这些人明白？ Okay, how do I explain this so that you people understand?
“你们这些人” "You people"?
“你们这些人”？ "You people"?
噢 你不必这么说 You don't get to say that.
你只是晒黑了 You're just tan.
就这样吧 兄弟 Right on. Come on, brother.
听着 即使是警察 Look, even if you were police,
其实你不是 which you're not,
即使这是你的管辖权 and even if this was your jurisdiction, which it isn't,
即使你有追逐的目标 and even if you had probable cause to pursue,
显然你绝对没有 which you definitely don't,
你所做的还是完全违法的 what you did would still be totally illegal.
好吧 我是说幸好我们不是警察 Okay, well, I mean, it's a good thing we're not police, then.
就像你故意只听我说的1% It's like you purposely only hear 1% of what I say.
米奇 你是不是带着布洛迪离开海滩 Mitch, did you pull Brody off the beach
今天早些时候闯入验尸官办公室？ to break into the medical examiner's office earlier today?
是啊 肯定是我干的 Yeah, you bet I did.
绝对100% 原因如下 Absolutely, 100% and here's why.
议员的事故根本不是意外 The Councilman's boating accident was no accident at all.
他的肺部没有烟雾 He had no smoke in his lungs,
脖子多处被折断 his neck was broken in multiple places.
也就是说 他可能在船着火之前就已经死了 Which means he was probably dead before that boat even caught on fire.
我们调查发现 所有这些见不得人的东西 And our investigation has found that all of this shady shit
全部指向亨特利俱乐部 leads right back to the Huntley.
你不用做调查 你是救生员 You don't do investigations. You're lifeguards.
警方会进行调查 Police do investigations.
你那么做 When you do it,
只是一帮人在调查另一帮人 it's just a bunch of guys investigating another bunch of guys.
无意冒犯 居然有你的份 没关系 No offense, you're included in that. None taken.
你有证据证明这个阴谋吗 Do you have any proof of this conspiracy?
是的 当然 我们看了验尸官的报告 Yeah, absolutely. We read the coroner's report.
在其他人换掉之前 都在里面写着 It's all in there before those other guys switched it.
对 我用手机记录了整个事情 Yeah, and I recorded the whole thing on my cell phone.
手机在哪 他们毁了它 Where's the cell phone? They destroyed it.
噢 好吧 Okay.
你唯一的证据被毁了 So the only evidence that you had was destroyed.
完全正确 所有的证据 Exactly. All the evidence...
全都不存在了 Gone. Doesn't exist.
他们是坏人 不希望我们有证据 They're bad guys and they don't want us to have it.
好吧 Okay.
我试着解释给你听 Let me try to explain this to you
在某种程度上 你们这些人可以理解 in a way that you people can understand.
“你们这些人” 又来了 "You people"? There it is again.
嘿 冷静 又来了 Hey, hey. Be cool. There it is again.
只是想搞清楚到底 Just trying to figure out what the fuck was
什么叫做 “你们这些人” with "you people."
好吧，现在 All right, now, look.
把执法事务交给警察 好吗 Leave law enforcement to the police. Okay?
你们只做我雇你做的工作 And you guys just do the jobs that I hired you to do.
你还记得吗？ 救护队的工作 You remember? The lifeguarding stuff.
噼里啪啦 不然我炒了你 Splish, splash. Otherwise, I'll fire you.
现在我得去收拾你的烂摊子了 Now I gotta go clean up this mess that you made.
很明显你有理由不安 我很抱歉 Obviously, you have every reason to be upset, and I apologize.
那么 你总是和别人反着干吗 So, do you always do the opposite of what people ask you to do?
具体我不知道 伙计 我看的很清楚 Because I don't know, man, it looks clear to me.
很好 很安静 Nice and quiet.
不 伙计 你得仔细看 我就知道 No, man, you got to look closer. I knew it.
弗林渔业公司 Flynn's Seafood Company.
弗林渔业公司干嘛 What about Flynn's Seafood Company?
是他们供应亨特利俱乐部鱼类的吧 They're the ones who supply all the fish to the Huntley Club, right?
所以呢 所以问题是 So? So the question is,
安吉洛渔业又是谁 who the fuck is Angelo?
我在亨特利看到过这样的桶 I saw barrels like that down in the Huntley,
现在就在他们游艇的后面 and now they're on the back of her yacht.
天啊 米奇 你真行 Oh, my God. Mitch, you're impossible.
我的直觉告诉我 那边有不好的东西 My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there,
我的球说 我们得过去看看 and my balls say we need to go over there and check it out.
你的球这么说？ 是的 他们有料 Yeah. Your balls said that? Yes, they did.
但是我的球在说：“放轻松点吧 冷静” 'Cause my balls say, "Hey, just take it easy right here. Just chill."
为什么你的球听起来像三岁女孩 Why the fuck do your balls sound like three-year-old girls?
我不知道 伙计 他们就是这么说的 I don't know, man. That's just how they talk.
但他们很聪明 But they're wise.
告诉你那干瘪的 聪明的球 Well, tell your shriveled, wise balls
我们去亨特利看看桶里有什么 we're going to the Huntley to see what's in those barrels.
伙计 我们贯穿这鬼地方了 Dude, we are penetrating the shit out of this place.
不 我觉得是“潜入” No, I think it's "infiltrate."
这就是我们想要做的 潜入 That's what we want to do. To infiltrate.
你知道他们会找我们的 You know they're gonna be looking for us.
所以我们要偷偷的 That's why we're going undercover.
偷偷的？ 伪装 Undercover? In disguise?
记住，偷偷的 Remember. Undercover.
偷偷的, 是的 好的 Undercover, yeah. Yeah.
看看吧 我这是偷偷的 Check it out. I'm undercover.
是的 有点太隐蔽了 Yeah. A little too undercover.
你他妈的为什么要化妆 Why the fuck are you wearing makeup, dude?
你说我为什么要化妆 What do you mean, why the heck am I wearing makeup?
有点太过分了 我该怎么做 It's a little much. What was I supposed to do?
我们要做的就是找到夫拉卡 Well, what we're supposed to do is find the fucking flakka.
天啊 安吉洛渔业公司就在那儿 Oh, my God. Angelo's Fish Company. There it is.
你太自私了 You are so selfish.
你觉得这很容易吗 You think this was easy?
太感人了 公主 It's very impressive, princess.
但请你闭嘴 集中注意力 But please shut the fuck up and focus.
走 Come on.
我靠 Holy shit.
真不敢相信丽兹白天会这么做 Can't believe Leeds is doing that shit during the day.
是啊 那需要胆量 Yeah. That takes balls.
我靠 Holy shit.
这就像“绝命毒师” It's like Breaking Bad in there.
是的 伙计 绝命毒师 Yeah, dude, Breaking Bad.
你是对的 我是对的 You were right. Yeah, I was right.
把他弄上来 Let's get him in!
我来了 好 I got here. Right.
搞定 Yep. We're good.
抓住他另一条腿 抓到了 Grab his other leg. Got it.
准备好担架 Get a stretcher ready.
警察 我能帮你什么吗 救生员 Yeah, this is the police. How can I help you, lifeguard?
艾勒比 你得尽快赶到亨特利 Ellerbee, you got to get down to the Huntley ASAP.
我们找到毒品了 We found the drugs.
听起来很棒 米奇 Yeah, that sounds great, Mitch,
但我现在正忙着处理另一具死尸 but right now I'm busy dealing with another dead body.
这具在你的海滩上 你听到了吗 Oh, and this one's on your beach. Did you hear that?
先是个议员 现在是鲨鱼攻击 First a councilman and now a shark attack.
太疯狂了 That's crazy.
救生员来了 Lifeguard coming through.
你还称这是你的管辖权？ You're still calling this your jurisdiction, right?
我们已经很多年没有在海滩上有尸体了 We haven't had a dead body on the beach in years.
这必定与亨特利有关 But this has got to be connected to the Huntley.
我们找到了毒品 他们是幕后指使 We found the drugs here. I'm telling you. They're behind this.
米奇 我是索普 你的老板 Mitch, it's Thorpe, your boss.
听着 别再废话了 好吗 Look, stop with the Huntley crap, okay?
还有别过来了 我们不需要你 And don't even come down here. We don't need you.
回总部见我 Just meet me back at headquarters.
现在我要处理你的新的宣传噩梦 Right now I gotta deal with your new publicity nightmare.
操 Fuck!
今天下午，在翡翠湾 Emerald Bay is reeling this afternoon
又发现另一具令人震惊的尸体 from the shocking discovery of another dead body.
继罗德里格斯议员最近死亡之后 But in the wake of the recent death of Councilman Rodriguez,
当地人都想知道答案 the locals here want answers.
真不敢相信 一号塔没人 I can't believe that no one was at Tower One.
我都不知道该说什么 I don't even know what to say.
是谁的轮班 Whose shift was it?
先生 是我的 Sir, it was mine.
你去哪了 And where were you?
跟踪翡翠湾最杰出的女性之一？ Stalking one of the most prominent women in Emerald Bay?
公然无视你的管辖权？ Blatantly disregarding your jurisdiction?
先生 我只是走去看看亨特利 Sir, I only stepped away to check out the Huntley
找到夫拉卡 我警告过你 and find the flakka. I warned you.
我警告过你要坚持你的工作 I warned you about sticking to your job.
这也不是米奇的错 This wasn't even Mitch's fault.
你让我别无选择 You leave me no choice.
你完了 You're done.
我要你离开海滩 由布洛迪负责 I want you off the beach. I'm putting Brody in charge.
不 不 不可能 No way.
不可能 你不是做梦都想吗 There's not a chance... Hey... You can do this in your sleep.
我不是这个意思 我不想要那个职位 我不要 That's not what I'm saying. I don't want the position. I don't...
你有两块金牌 You have two gold medals, okay?
你就像是游泳界的斯蒂芬.霍金 You're like the Stephen Hawking of swimming,
减去瘫痪那部分 minus the total paralysis part.
除非你想让我用别人代替你 Unless you want me to replace you with someone else.
说得对 这份工作应该交给斯蒂芬 With all due respect, that job should go to Stephanie Holden.
她比任何人都更了解海滩 She knows the bay better than anyone.
我对你的观点不再感兴趣了 布坎南 I'm no longer interested in your opinion, Buchannon.
解散 Dismissed.
布洛迪 回来 Brody. Brody, hang back.
现在只有我和你了 Okay, it's just me and you now.
如果你能帮我让新队伍保持一致 If you can help me keep your new pals in line,
我可以保证让你留下 I can make sure that you stick around here
很长很长的时间 for a long, long time.
如果你不这样做 你的试用期可能会被搞砸 And if you don't, your probation could get fucked up.
谈的好 布洛迪 Good talk, Brody. Okay.
你是我朋友 对吧 明天见 You're my dawg, right? I'll see you tomorrow.
露一手 Bring it in.
我搞砸了 I fucked it up.
换掉你的工作服 米奇 Turn in your trunks, Mitch.
我要走了 I'm going to go.
你们以为我想要这个 What, you think that I wanted this?
看起来像是你干的 什么 It kinda looks like you did. What?
如果有人得到这份工作 那应该是斯蒂芬 If anyone should get the job it should be Stephanie.
我完全同意 No shit. I couldn't agree more.
你会怎么做 What would you have done?
我不会接受这份工作的 I wouldn't have taken the job,
即使他们愿意给我 even if they'd offered it to me.
这不是一个提议 而是圈套 It was not an offer, it was a trap.
伙计们 拜托 Guys, guys, come on. Please.
好了 我需要你们一起工作 All right? I need you to work together to help
比伯知道为什么我们的海滩上有尸体 Bieber here figure out why there's a dead body on our beach,
丽兹是怎么把毒品带到海湾的 and how Leeds is bringing in drugs to the bay.
祝你好运 Good luck.
米奇 Mitch.
哟 米奇 Yo, Mitch!
对不起 I'm sorry.
我想给你点东西 I want you to have something.
我的导师给了我这个 My mentor gave me this.
一号救生塔的钥匙 It's the keys to Lifeguard Tower One.
你的新职位 Your new post.
不 我还没准备好 No. I'm not ready.
我还没准备好 I'm not ready for this, man.
他们需要你 They need you.
嗨 米奇 只是再看看你 Hi, Mitch. Just checking in on you again.
请给我们回电话 我们很担心你 Please call us back. We're worried about you.
不 谢谢 伙计 No, thanks, man.
抱歉 夫人 Excuse me, ma'am...
哟 米奇 我是布洛迪 Yo, Mitch. It's Brody.
我打你电台 我知道你在听 I hit you on the C.B., so I know you're listening.
我希望你没有发疯 开始吃碳水化合物什么的 I hope you haven't gone crazy and started eating carbs or something.
大家都说 嗨 回来吧 伙计 Everyone says hi. Come back, man.
我真的需要你 兄弟 I could really use your help, brother.
一切都取决于数据计划 You know, well, it all depends on the data plan that you want.
互联网 诸如之类的？ Internet, everything like that?
上网真是太棒了 当然 It's all fantastic with the Internet, sure.
具有互联网专家功能 It's Internet-savvy in function
还有宽带 and there's broadband... All right.
必须要有 ...you gotta have that. Yeah, sure.
三星具有所有的信息技术流程功能 Samsung has all the capabilities of the I.T. process, and...
介意我打断一下吗 Mind if I cut in for a second?
你在这里干什么 What are you doing here?
我是来提醒你的 I'm here to remind you who you are.
拜托 伙计 Come on, buddy.
振作起来 Snap out of it!
鞋？ Shoes?
你穿的是工人鞋？ You're wearing worker man shoes?
真的 你这是有多惨 Really, how far have you fallen?
非常惨 我想买一个 Far. I'd love to buy a...
米奇 是的 米奇 Mitch? Yes, Mitch.
来吧 伙计 Come on, man.
你不只是保护海湾 You don't just protect the bay.
你就是海湾 You are the bay.
米奇 海湾需要你 Mitch, the bay needs you.
你们知道这里有什么好酒吧吗 Hey, do you guys know of any good bars around here?
你们知道在哪里可以租到自行车吗 Hey, do you guys know where you can rent a bike?
对了 就在那边 这边？ Yeah, right up that way. This way?
离得不远 Not too far away.
好的 酷 谢谢伙计们 All right, cool. Thank you, guys.
沙滩骗子 Sand grifters.
滚出去 这是我的海滩 Get the fuck out of here! This is my beach!
好了 我们离开这里 All right, we're out of here!
你看到了吗 Did you see that?
嘿 Hey.
你们想帮我弄清楚这是谁的东西吗 You guys want to help me figure out whose stuff this is?
这个冷却器是 真是太酷了。 Yo, this cooler is... Cool.
哟 艾勒比 Yo, Ellerbee?
怎么了 伙计 你好吗 What's up, man? How you doing?
噢 布洛迪队长 你的冰箱里有什么 Lieutenant Brody! What you got in the cooler?
冲浪板强盗的黑市器官？ Black market organs from the Boogie Board Bandits?
噢 你是说这个？ You mean this?
不 不 No, no.
这其实是给你的 This is actually for you.
你看 我不是米奇 对吧 You see, I'm not Mitch, right?
我知道我的位置 I know my place.
我只是个救生员 就这样 I'm just a lifeguard. And that's it.
我只是想确保你和我友好开始 就是这样 I just want to make sure that you and I start out on the right foot. That's it.
所以我继续往前走 给你带了点特别的东西 So I went ahead and got something a little bit special for you.
这是陈氏双份巧克力冰沙 Which is a double-chocolate smoothie from Chen's.
双份巧克力冰沙 是的 A double-chocolate smoothie? Yeah.
陈氏的？ 他们是最棒的 From Chen's? They're the best.
你知道我不应该 You know, I shouldn't.
但今天是我的放松日 But it is my cheat day.
今天是你的放松日 It's your cheat day.
完全正确 Exactly.
顺便说一句 我继续前进 并添加了额外蛋白质 And by the way, I went ahead and added that extra protein for you, dawg.
我的天啊 My man.
你值得拥有 是的 伙计 I know you're trying to keep up. Yeah, man.
小夏 Summer.
嘿 小夏 Hey, Summer.
拜托 小夏 Come on, Summer.
我在这里找到了大料 I think I found something big here, okay?
我真的需要你帮忙 I really need your help.
拜托 Please?
你有海洋生物学位 对吧？ 是的 You took marine biology, right? Yeah.
看看这些 告诉我你的想法 Look at these. Tell me what you think.
这些看起来是鲨鱼咬的吗 Do these look like shark bites to you?
不 看起来不像鲨鱼咬的 No, they don't all look like shark bites.
嘿 让我来看看 Hey, let me take a look.
天啊 我不能看血迹 God, I can't deal with blood.
我的意思是 那个可能是 I mean, that one might be.
那些肯定不是 Those definitely are not.
也许像刀伤 So they could be, like, knife wounds.
是的 也许吧 Yeah, maybe.
天啊 那是戴夫 Oh, my God, that's Dave!
天呐 什么 Oh, my God. What?
别再看照片了 Hey, stop looking at the picture, dude.
罗尼 你刚才说什么 Ronnie, Ronnie, what did you just say?
那是戴夫 谁是戴夫？ That's Dave. Who's Dave?
我以前和他一起工作 I used to work with him.
你是什么意思 做什么？ 高科技的东西 What do you mean? Doing what? Tech stuff.
你不会明白的 我会理解的 You wouldn't understand. I would understand!
什么高科技的东西 What kind of tech stuff?
我靠 就是这样了 Holy shit! That's it.
戴夫告诉我 他和丽兹一起工作 Dave told me that he was working with Leeds
在亨特利 on something for the Huntley.
天啊 他妈的 米奇是对的 Oh, my God. Fucking Mitch was right.
两具尸体在入水之前都已经死了 Both of these bodies were dead before they hit the water.
米奇被陷害了 Mitch got set up.
丽兹把他赶走了 我们可能是下一个 Leeds got rid of him and we're probably next.
妈的 罗尼 我需要你帮忙 Shit. Ronnie, I need your help.
不行 你行的 No. Yes.
不行 拜托 Yes. Please?
好吧 我们真的很感激 Okay, fine. We really appreciate it.
因为我不懂电脑 Because as much as I know about laptops,
我是电脑白痴 I don't know shit about computers.
戴夫可以访问丽兹的服务器 So Dave had access to Leeds's server.
她的服务器 你说她的网络 Her server, you mean her network.
是的 她的网络 我就是这个意思 Yeah, her network. That's what I meant.
好吧 我们只要插入一个闪存驱动器 Okay. So we just take a flash drive and we plug it in, you know.
进入她的云空间 然后偷走她所有的记录 对不对？ Get into her cloud and then steal all her cookies, right?
然后我们 And then we're...
直接穿过防火墙 Straight through the firewall.
实际上你所说的没有任何意义 Literally none of what you said made any sense.
直接穿过防火墙 Straight over the firewall.
这不像你做的体力活那么简单 It's not like a physical thing you do.
好吧 我不知道我在说什么 Okay, I don't know what I'm talking about here, dude.
你能做到吗 是的 完成了 Just... Can you do it? Yeah, it's done.
总是这样吗 It's been done this entire time?
是的 伙计 该死 Yeah, man. Shit,
那我们发现了什么 我们发现了很多污垢 well, what did we find? We found a lot of dirt.
毒品污垢 不动产 游艇污垢 Drug dirt, real estate dirt, yacht dirt.
污垢？ "Dirt"?
我们到底该怎么处理这些污垢 罗尼 What the hell are we supposed to do with dirt, Ronnie?
我是指证据 I meant evidence.
证据 证据 Evidence. Evidence.
好吧 你为什么不早说 伙计 Well, why didn't you say so, man?
见鬼 谢天谢地 你真行 Heck, yeah! Thank God you're pretty.
我真为你骄傲 伙计 I'm really proud of you, man.
伙计们 我们深入挖了点证据 Guys, we did some digging.
米奇是对的 And Mitch was right.
亨特利是巨大的毒品行动的前线阵地 The Huntley is a front for a giant drug operation.
但我知道丽兹并不直接需要毒品 But I figured out it's not about drugs for Leeds,
是关于房地产的 it's about real estate.
她打算私有化整个海湾 And she's planning on making the entire bay private.
但镇上永远不会让她得逞 没错 Yeah, but the town would never let her. Yes, it will.
因为她给镇上每一个政治家 Because she has every single politician in this town
都开了工资单 on her payroll.
罗德里格斯 那个污点男 Rodriguez, the taint guy.
企业主呢 是的 What about the business owners? Yeah.
他们中的大部分都卖光了 签字放弃了他们的财产 Well, most of them sold out and signed away their properties.
丽兹勒索那些没有签字的 Leeds blackmailed the ones who didn't
并利用戴夫黑客侵入他们的账户 and used Dave to help hack into their accounts.
我是说她就像现代的埃德加.胡佛（美国联邦调查局第一任局长） I mean, she's like some sort of modern-day J. Edgar Hoover.
那个吸尘器 The vacuum guy.
不 No.
但有一个人不干 But there was one holdout.
谁 陈氏 Who? Chen.
如果他死了，他的财产会归属市政府 And if anything happens to him, his property goes back to the city.
你认为他们会卖给谁 Who do you think they're gonna sell it to?
我们得警告他 我试过了 We have to warn him. I tried.
没人见过他几天了 什么？ No one's seen him for days. What?
但丽兹今晚要在她的游艇上开派对 But Leeds is having a party on her yacht tonight.
我保证 她找到了让那家伙上船的办法 I guarantee you, she found a way to get that guy into her boat.
所以我们要去参加派对 Which is why we're gonna go to that party.
什么？ What?
小夏 你和我去找夫拉卡 Summer, you and I are going to find the flakka.
你们去找陈氏 You guys find Chen.
会管用吗 也许 Will it work? Maybe.
路上会有惊喜吗 Will there be some surprises along the way?
绝逼会有 Abso-fucking-lutely.
有人会死吗 Is anyone going to die?
我不知道 也许是罗尼 I don't know. Maybe Ronnie.
抱歉 什么 Sorry, what?
但我们是救护队 But we are Baywatch.
我们拯救生命 We save lives.
我知道是因为你们救了我 I know because you guys saved mine.
我们去踢那婊子的肥臀 Let's go kick that bitch's ass.
我们去吧 为米奇 Let's do it. For Mitch.
谢谢 Thank you.
救生员，真是个惊喜啊！ 噢，嗨~ Lifeguards, this is a surprise. Oh, hi!
维多利亚，我们想亲自到这里来告诉你 Victoria, we wanted to come here in person and tell you
我们很高兴和你一起工作 how excited we are to be working with you
而不是针对你，现在… instead of against you, now that...
既然现在… 米奇走了。 Now that... Mitch is gone.
他走了，所以我们现在只关心保护海湾。 He's gone, so all we care about now is protecting the bay.
我们知道你也是这么想的 And we know you feel the same.
是的，确实 I do.
我一直都很胸上你们两个。 I always knew I liked you two.
享受晚会。 顺便说一句，你看起来美极了。 Enjoy the party. You look amazing, by the way.
嗯，总会有人的~ Well, someone has to.
你穿的是什么 你的袖子呢 What? What are you wearing? Where are your sleeves?
听着 我知道夫拉卡在哪 Listen, I know where the flakka is.
在哪 在船底下？ 是的 可能 What, where? Under the boat? Yeah. Potentially.
请不要死 Please don't die.
你认为我们该接吻吗 Do you think we should kiss?
我想我们该接吻了 I think we should kiss.
否则 如果我死了 我们可能 Otherwise, we may never know
永远不会知道是什么感觉 what it was like. If I die...
也许我们以后再谈吧 Maybe we should talk about it later.
值得一试 It was worth a try.
这是一个很好的尝试 It was a good try. Fuck. All right.
好了 Okay.
不要做任何蠢事 Don't do anything too stupid.
我不会的 I won't.
小夏 Summer. Summer! Yeah, hey.
这段时间她一直利用船底走私 She's been smuggling it under the boat this entire time.
我们得让米奇知道 No shit? We have to let Mitch know.
好的 Okay, yeah.
但自从他被开除后 米奇就没接电话 But Mitch hasn't answered the phone since he was fired.
啊 妈的 Fuck.
电台 使用电台 The C.B.! Use the C.B.
他总是听电台 好的 He's always listening on the C.B. Okay, yeah.
告诉他 布洛迪找到了夫拉卡 Tell him, Brody found the flakka
让他0900和我们在码头会合 and that he needs to meet us at the marina at 0900.
0900指的是上午9点 晚上9点应该是2100 0900 is 9:00 a.m., so 9:00 p.m. would be 2100.
这个系统是如此愚蠢 有缺陷 That system is so stupid and flawed.
好吧 全世界的军队都是这种标准 Okay, well, militaries use it all over the world.
但我会告诉他是2100 But I'll tell him 2100.
嘿 伙计们 Hey, guys.
我敢打赌 这家伙知道陈在哪里 I'll bet Lurch over here knows where Chen is.
米奇 如果你能听到我的话 你是对的 Mitch, if you can hear me, you were right.
我们在丽兹的船上找到了毒品 We found the drugs on Leeds's boat.
妈的 Shit!
嘿 客人不允许上楼 Hey. No guests allowed upstairs.
那么我想这意味着 这里只有你我二人 Then I guess that means that you and I are all alone.
你看起来像个坏孩子 And you look like a bad boy.
我们惹点麻烦怎么样 How about we get into some trouble?
香槟喝多了 Too much champagne.
小姐 Miss?
斯蒂芬 妈的 Stephanie! Damn!
陈 Chen!
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey.
你没事吧 她会杀了我的 Are you okay? She was going to kill me.
没事了 妈的 It's okay. Shit!
这他妈是怎么回事 What the fuck is going on?
该死 Shit.
把手放在我能看见的地方 Put your hands where I can see them.
噢 天啊 Oh, my God.
小夏 天啊 Summer! Oh, my God.
我杀了他吗 Did I kill him?
不 你刚把他打出屎来了 No, you just knocked his ass out.
谢天谢地 Thank God.
这是钥匙 Here's the key. Here's the key.
好了 伙计们 布洛迪找到了夫拉卡 All right, guys, Brody found the flakka.
我们带你离开 给艾勒比打电话 好吗 And let's get you out of here and call Ellerbee, okay?
丽兹呢 罗尼和我会留在这里 What about Leeds? Ronnie and I will stay here and
看好她 好吗 keep an eye out for her, okay?
什么 我们吗 是的 What? We will? Yes.
好吧 就是我们 Okay, yeah, we will.
我们在罪犯船上 We're going to be on the villain's boat.
杰森.伯恩能奈我何（谍影重重） Jason Bourne ain't got shit on me!
请注意 If I could please have your attention.
明天这个时候 By this time tomorrow,
亨特利将正式扩张 the expansion of the Huntley will be official.
现在 让我们享受鱼子酱 香槟和烟火 But for now, let's enjoy the caviar, the champagne and the fireworks.
干杯 Cheers.
我们有麻烦了 We have a problem.
错误的时间 良心长错地方了 布洛迪 Wrong time to grow a conscience, Brody.
陈要跑掉了 Chen's getting away.
陈怎么会跑掉的 How is Chen getting away?
该死的白痴 Fucking idiots!
他们给我们下套了 B计划 They're trying to trap us. Plan B.
召唤直升机 Get the chopper to meet us at the barge.
我们得离开这鬼地方 We need to get the fuck outta here.
该拿他怎么办 What do we do about him?
与陈一样处理 Do what you were supposed to do with Chen.
陈下船了 你们有看到布洛迪吗 We got Chen off the boat. Do you guys have eyes on Brody?
不 我们还没见到他 No, we still haven't seen him...
什么 我们跟丢了丽兹 What! ...and we lost Leeds.
等等 好消息 我们找到丽兹了 Wait! Good news. We found Leeds.
坏消息 Bad news.
她把布洛迪放在船后的笼子里 She's got Brody in a cage on the back of a boat.
天啊 我们走吧 快点 Oh, my God. Let's go. Come on.
醒醒 漂亮的小笨笨 Wakey-wakey, pretty little dum-dum.
真丢人 Such a shame.
你为什么要去偷看 Why'd you have to go snooping?
也许索普看错了你 Maybe Thorpe was wrong about you after all.
什么 What?
索普？你在说什么“索普” Thorpe? What are you talking about, "Thorpe"?
噢 你还没想到那部分呢 You haven't figured that part out yet.
我贿赂了他 你知道的 米奇被开除了 Where I bribed him, you know, got Mitch fired,
让你这头蠢驴负责 put your dumb ass in charge.
你要做的就是救生员 All you had to do was be a lifeguard.
晒晒阳光 Get a tan.
但你却试图像米奇一样拯救海湾 But instead, you tried to be like Mitch and save the bay.
现在让我们看看你能屏住呼吸多久 Now let's see how long you can hold your breath.
不 你听我说 只是听着 No, just listen to me. Just listen...
天啊 God... Fuck!
不 你得听我说 No! You have to listen to me!
你真他妈疯了 You're fucking crazy.
如果我是男人 请叫我“生死极速” If I was a man, you'd call me "driven."
不 走吧 伙计们 No! Let's go, boys.
你得听我说 You have to listen to me!
游泳愉快 Have a nice swim.
搞什么 What the fuck?
见鬼 兄弟 Damn it, brah!
操 Fuck!
谢谢 丽兹在哪里 Thank you. Where's Leeds?
丽兹会从那艘烟花船坐直升机逃走 Leeds is gonna escape in a helicopter on that fireworks barge.
那我们得先阻止她 什么？ Not if we stop her first. What?
走吧 伙计 Come on, buddy.
怎么搞？ How?
观察和学习 Watch and learn.
罗尼 回复 Ronnie, come in.
天啊 米奇 你救到他了 Holy shit, Mitch, you got him!
对 听着 布洛迪已获救 他还活着 他很好 Yeah, he's alive and he's well.
罗尼 我要你想办法 Ronnie, I need you to figure out a way
发射烟花 to launch those fireworks.
听我说 Listen to me.
我要你照亮天空 I want you to light up the sky.
好的 米奇 明白了 Okay. Got it, Mitch. Got it.
那一定是她的船 That's got to be her boat up there!
去控制台 There's the console. Go.
好的 看看这里有什么 Okay. Let's see what we got here.
该死的救生员 Fucking lifeguards!
真讨厌 不是已经解决掉他们了吗 What a nuisance! Take care of them already!
搞什么 我靠 见鬼 趴下 What the fuck? Holy shit! God damn it, get down!
丽兹小姐 我正在接近驳船 在顶上等你 Miss Leeds, I'm approaching the barge. I'll meet you at the top.
好的 Okay. Okay, okay.
我靠 Holy shit.
她会逃走的 妈的 该死 She's gonna get away! Shit, shit, shit!
罗尼 CJ 马上来吧 Ronnie, C.J., right now. Let's do this.
米奇 我们正在搞定 Yeah, yeah, Mitch. We're on it. Fuck!
我从没见过这样的界面 我真不知道该怎么办 I've never seen any interface like this. I don't know what to fucking do!
嘿 看着我 Hey! Look at me, look at me, look at me!
你是技术专家 You are the tech guy.
你是他妈的技术专家 You are the motherfucking tech guy.
我是他妈的技术专家 I'm the motherfucking tech guy.
快点 罗尼 Come on, Ronnie.
好了 我们走 我在你后面 伙计 All right, let's go. I'm behind you, dude.
好了 注意你的脚下 到处都是海胆 All right, watch your step. There's urchins everywhere.
是那种要命的？ 走吧 搭档 What, the ones that kill you? Let's go, partner.
我喜欢这调子 I like the sound of that.
妈的 Shit!
搞什么 What the fuck!
天啊 天啊 我搞定了 God... Oh, my God, I got it!
我进去了 点火 And I'm in. And... Fire!
我靠 Holy shit!
行了 转弯了 It's working, he's turning!
时间到 很好 It's go time. Right.
你怎么这么久才来 What the hell is taking you so long?
丽兹小姐 我正盘旋 All right, Miss Leeds. Circling around.
你能把那只狗打下来吗 Could you put that dog down already?
第二层 点火 Second level! Fire!
受死吧 混蛋 Take that, motherfucker!
米奇 Mitch!
烟花快要放完了 然后你可以降落 The fireworks are almost done. And then you can land.
我靠 Holy shit!
到这边来 你这个低能儿 And come to this side, you imbecile!
点火 Fire.
不动了 我想放完了吧 None of them are working anymore. I think it's over.
亲爱的 像往常一样 我必须亲力亲为 Honey. As usual, I have to do everything myself.
米奇 别担心 他死了 Mitch! Don't bother. He's dead.
因为你 当然是因为我 Because of you. Of course because of me.
你知道我拿着枪吧 You do realize I'm holding a gun, right?
太任性了 So impulsive.
所以你才走进我的计划 That's why you walked right into my plan.
丽兹 Leeds!
看在上帝的份上 你怎么还不死 For fuck's sake. Why don't you die already?
让小男孩走 Let the little boy go.
这不是故事的结局 米奇 That's not how this story ends, Mitch.
你不是来救他的 You see, you're not here to save him.
毕竟他抢走了你的工作 After all, he took your job.
所以你杀了他 So you shot him.
但在他开枪打死你之前 But not before he got a shot off that killed you.
听起来有点复杂 I don't know. That seems a little complicated.
对 听起来很俗气 Yeah, that sounds cheesy.
你逃不掉的 You won't get away with this!
我已经逃走了 米奇 I already have, Mitch.
你知道获胜的最好办法 You know the best thing about winning
就是预先策划好故事 is that you get to write the story of what happened.
不是吗 金牌先生 Isn't that right, Mr. Gold Medal?
去你的 娘们 没关系 Fuck you, lady. Pass.
什么东西 What's that?
管他呢 What the hell?
红色的大按钮 It's a big red button.
红色大按钮 The big red button.
受死吧 孩子们 Time to die, boys.
不 No!
我生于大海 I was born of the sea!
我吃火珊瑚 我尿于盐水 I eat fire coral and I piss saltwater!
我用鲸鱼的老二挠背 I scratch my back with a whale's dick,
我用它的蛋蛋做胸口按摩 and I loofah my chest with his ball sac.
搞什么 What the fuck?
除非潮水停止 月亮淹没 我才会死 I'll die when the tide stops and the moon drowns!
在那之前 Until then...
上 宝贝 Go, baby.
我是大洋之王 I'm oceanic, motherfucker.
真俗气 How tacky.
米奇 你把她炸上天了 对 Mitch, you just blew her up! Yeah.
再加上我现在是个大混蛋 Plus I'm high as a motherfucker right now
我插了魔鬼海胆 on Devil's Urchin.
你用其中一个刺了自己？ You stabbed yourself with one of those?
我以为那会杀了你 I thought that was supposed to kill you.
确实如此 It does.
我急需医疗救助 And I'm in desperate need of medical attention.
没那么糟 That wasn't so bad.
祝你好运 捡起来 That's good luck. Pick it up.
干嘛 天啊 血太多了 What? What? God, there's so much blood.
干嘛 天啊 为什么我要一直看 What? God, why do I keep looking?
你怎么这么久才搞定丽兹 What took you so long with Leeds?
我不想搞的太简单 I didn't want to make it seem like it was too easy.
肾上腺素让你活着 The adrenaline kept you alive.
感谢上帝 你让我们带着装备 Thank God you make us carry these.
别紧张 Take it easy.
这次你救了你自己的命 You saved your own life this time.
谢谢 嗯 Thank you. Yes.
嘿 Hey...
我听说你 So I hear you were...
你一直都是对的 You were right the whole time. And...
我欠你一个道歉 I owe you an apology.
欠你一个道歉 Owe you an apology.
不需要道歉 No apology needed.
我是说我们救了海湾 I mean, we saved the bay.
所以你可以随时打我们的手机 So you can hit us on that shell phone anytime.
来吧 兄弟 Come on, brother.
男神 男神 My man. My man.
嘿 Hey!
你被解雇了 你不明白吗 米奇？ What part of "You're fired" do you not understand, Mitch?
滚出我的海滩 否则我就逮捕你 Get the fuck off my beach or I'll have you arrested.
嘿 索普 Hey, Thorpe.
噢 天啊 Oh, my God.
这是我们的海滩 婊子 你被逮捕了 This is our beach, bitch. And you're under arrest.
漂亮的右勾拳 布洛迪 That was a badass right cross, Brody.
你刚说了我的真名 You just said my real name.
嘿 杀手 Hey, killer.
嘿 Hey.
早 早上好 Morning. Good morning.
你要吃早餐吗 Do you want breakfast?
好的 好的 酷 Okay. Okay, cool.
煎饼？ 好的 Pancakes? Yeah.
培根？ 好的 Bacon? Yeah.
肉桂 Cinnabon?
我看到你的姿势了 你还在啊 I saw you do that. You're still there.
只是 培根听起来也不错 Yup, just the... Bacon sounds good too.
早上好 Good morning.
那真是一记好拳 先生 That was a hell of a punch, mister.
谢谢 我的意思是 Thank you. I mean,
这不完全符合救生手册 但 it's not exactly in the lifeguard manual, but...
我告诉过你 如果我有个学习伙伴 我会学得更好 Well, I told you I would learn better if I had a study buddy.
别高兴的太早 Don't get ahead of yourself.
天啊 你刚才 Oh, my God. Did you just...
看我的老二？ Look at my dick?
现在我们扯平了 Now we're even.
天啊 Oh, my God.
我们要迟到了 我们得走了 快点 We're late. We have to go. Come on.
我发现了些东西 I found something.
你怎么弄到的 被冲到岸上了 How'd you get this? Well, it washed up on shore.
你只扔了八英尺，兄弟 You only threw it eight feet, dude.
谢谢 Thank you.
不客气 不客气 You're welcome. You're very welcome.
伙计们 在找到毒品、 Guys, after finding the drugs,
帮忙救陈先生、 helping save Chen
并帮我用罗马烟火筒炸掉那个坏女孩之后 and helping me blow up the bad girl with a Roman candle,
很高兴你们已经正式不再是受训生了 it's a pleasure to say you are officially no longer trainees.
祝贺你们 伙计们 Congratulations. Yeah, guys.
伙计们 还有一件重要的事 Hey, guys, one more important thing.
我想介绍下新队长 I want to introduce you to our new captain
她运行夏威夷分部 who has been running our Hawaii division
多年来，非常成功 very successfully for years now.
令人惊异的凯西.吉恩队长 The amazing Captain Casey Jean.
是只有我 还是她 Is it just me, or is she in...
在慢运动作? 是的. In super-slow motion? Yeah.
慢动作要花些时间 This is gonna take a while.
这就是我们的方式 That's how we roll.
操 Oh, fuck!
我们开始吧 该上场了 来吧 All right, here we go. I think we should roll with it. Let's do it.
对 我们在验尸官那里看到的 Yeah, we saw it in the coroner's... Coroner's...
我们在玉米地那里看到的 Yeah, we saw it in the corn...
验尸官的 我们在验尸报告里看到的 Coroner's. We saw it in the coroner's report.
是验尸官的报告里 It was in the coroner's report.
我去拿验尸官的报告 I'm gonna get it. "In the coroner's report."
我们在冠状动脉报告中看到的 Yes, we saw it in the coronary's report.
罗尼 干嘛 Ronnie. What?
别再那样看甜甜圈 扔了它们 Stop looking at the donuts like that and dump them.
孩子 真有趣 Oh, boy, that was fun.
你就像一只吸食可卡因的海豚 但一点也不烦人 You're like a dolphin on cocaine, but not annoying at all.
你就像在操喷气滑雪机 You're like if a human fucked a jet ski...
虽不可能 但很酷 Which is impossible, but it'd be so cool.
什么 What?
好的 我来 Okay, I got this.
来吧 伙计 快点 你怎么做到的 Come on, dude. Hurry up. Fuck, how'd you do that?
因为我他妈的强壮 我们走吧 Because I'm fucking strong. Let's go.
你的球怎么说 What do your balls say?
不要听米奇的球 米奇的球很愚蠢 "Don't follow Mitch's balls. Mitch's balls be stupid."
你的间谍球想去毒枭组织？ Your hidden balls want to go to the cartel?
就现在 那是第三个球 Right now. It's just a third testicle.
我的球在说话 My balls are talking...
我要你检查他的下面是否有针孔痕迹 I need you to check his taint for needle marks.
该死的 God damn it.
好多毛 It's... And hairy.
天啊 这里真的是毛茸茸 God, it's getting really fro-y in here.
笑一个 Smile.
爱你的胸膛... Love your chest, it is so...
我也喜欢你的胸部 I like your chest as well.
你这么回嘴 没用 It doesn't work when you say it back to me like that.
嘿 CJ 为什么我们的工作服离屁股这么远 Hey, C.J., why do our suits ride so far up our asses?
这样我们在水中更快 It makes us faster in the water.
你刚才 拜托 Did you just... Please.
我希望这件不会使蛋蛋很突兀 I hope that doesn't make the boob-lers...
好吧 All right.
如果你穿紧身裤 我会喜欢的 I'd love it if you wore tighter pants.
我真的会 I really would.
你为什么要扮演米奇.布坎南 Why do you get to play Mitch Buchannon?
你开什么玩笑 You're joking.
不 我扮演米奇.布坎南已经20年了 No, I've been Mitch Buchannon for 20 years.
我会在续集里吗 Am I gonna be in the sequel?
我想你应该在续集里 I think you should be in the sequel.
我在他旁边 像个矮子混蛋吗 Do I look like a tiny little asshole next to him?
不 好的。 No. Okay, good.
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